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razorgrin on Languageing by ==Doylum 13 Feb 2003, 1:14 PM
neato.
==Doylum replying on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig 13 Feb 2003, 1:14 PM
Blades as in Sean Bean country?
==Doylum replying on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig 13 Feb 2003, 1:13 PM
You came to Yorkshire to feel something and you didn't think to feel Yorkshire most awesome spire? What where you doing with your time?
razorgrin replying on Grampa's Proverb by OneFingerAnswer 13 Feb 2003, 1:12 PM
I was just proving that onefinger is a hypocritical dicksmack. that and today is Constant Cursing Thursday!
razorgrin replying on Positivism and Behaviourism:They Suck by razorgrin 13 Feb 2003, 1:10 PM
The uranium thing is mighty creepy. Agents of Loki, perhaps? Both possibilities are valid, there's always the possibilities of third variables. Seriously, though, the poeme is about my frustration at the fact that psychology courses here focus only on the medical and behaviourist perspective. The cat is a representative of the school of thought given as little credit as psychoanalysis: quantum mechanics. that's it. no more symbolism, just dirty limericks and cthulhu from here on in.
==Doylum replying on Grampa's Proverb by OneFingerAnswer 13 Feb 2003, 1:06 PM
Ere(1) can(2) i(3) ave(4) a(5) go(6) at(7) that(8)= ? I don't count Romaplegicromcocking bumwagon driver.
razorgrin on Beauty, sleeping by Ranger 13 Feb 2003, 1:05 PM
Kind of all over the place. The lines "hurl lettuces And fairies They cast a spell at me" cracked me up, though.
TanHand replying on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig 13 Feb 2003, 1:04 PM
Toad in the hole ha ha ha
TanHand replying on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig 13 Feb 2003, 1:03 PM
Ha ha no it was a mutated yorkshire pudding made in a muffin tin
TanHand replying on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig 13 Feb 2003, 1:03 PM
Isn't me.
i wondered about the cat hiding in the branches, and found this strangely parallel universe, where yggdrasil is not a tree, but an institute that researches uranium: http://www.earthisland.org/yggdrasil/uep.html now my question: is the salivation due to radiation damage in the soft tissues of the mouth, or is the cat ringing a bell in the treetops as the isotope decays?
razorgrin on Dairy Dreams by OneFingerAnswer 13 Feb 2003, 1:01 PM
I certainly don't dispute that statement.
this had potential until the use of 'bod' to rhyme with "god". I had to take a break to finish giggling.
==Doylum replying on Dairy Dreams by OneFingerAnswer 13 Feb 2003, 12:59 PM
But udders are nice!
razorgrin on Curse by OneFingerAnswer 13 Feb 2003, 12:56 PM
Childish rhyme scheme, boring mssage. Did you keep repeating "poet" so much to convince yourself that you actually are one? Man, I'm glad I don't have to worry about a poet's cusre. Oh, The Pain (tm) of onefingeruphiass's Deep Inexpressible Feelings(tm)!
razorgrin on Dairy Dreams by OneFingerAnswer 13 Feb 2003, 12:53 PM
Milk is gross.
Chirpe, indeede. Trying to be meaningful and deep, but comes out like a puddle of hedgehog piss. Fail.
razorgrin on Grampa's Proverb by OneFingerAnswer 13 Feb 2003, 12:50 PM
When (1) + man(1) + uses(2) + a(1) + flame(1)= 6. (a)You can't count, assmachine. (b)Dumb statement worthy only of "proverbs for dummies" books. (c)Poorly written, overall. Therefore, a zero.
Ranger on The Errant Knight by Thyme 13 Feb 2003, 12:46 PM
Very nice indeed! 9
razorgrin replying on Positivism and Behaviourism:They Suck by razorgrin 13 Feb 2003, 12:45 PM
that would be chas-ed, twatface. In what dimension does "chased" have two syllables? "Chaste", a homonym of "chased" has one syllable as well. How many fingers are you really? 12, I just think you can't count 'em right. Hugs 'n' kisses, bumblefuck.