Poemranker [most recent comments (55041-55060) and replies]

cleverdevice on Fuckface by poemwanker 13 Jan 2003, 7:58 AM

A dolphin can ejaculate at 140 mp/h so its not a good idea to have anal sex with any member of the mamalian sea family.

cleverdevice on Car Crashes by poemwanker 13 Jan 2003, 7:56 AM

You wanker! You poemwanker! If I were your mummy i'd smack you till your rectum prolapsed!

sir_heff on I Had A Little Nut Tree by Yardbird 13 Jan 2003, 7:23 AM

make sure its sideways....

UnityMitford on not even soup by <~> 13 Jan 2003, 7:01 AM

very nice. no soup for you! but there is, actually. 9 swastikas!

Spider-Man on YOU ARE ALL WANKERS! by Bobjim 13 Jan 2003, 5:50 AM

Woogie!

Spider-Man on I Had A Little Nut Tree by Yardbird 13 Jan 2003, 5:49 AM

HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS! Very amusing, if deranged...

some deleted user on Am I Still Here? by Ranger 13 Jan 2003, 5:03 AM

errr, wheres the dleted button?

Tintagiles replying on Ode to the inafamous dark angel by Lucifer 13 Jan 2003, 5:02 AM

Blabbit, that has to be one of the most beautiful comments I have read on this site in months. It made me lagh aloud. congratulations. It gets an easy 10. Make a poem out of it so we can vote on it.

some deleted user replying on The Birds by lunar 13 Jan 2003, 5:01 AM

My sentiments exactly

Caducus replying on 9/11/2001 by MuDvAyNe 13 Jan 2003, 3:37 AM

Yes thanks now i get it. I knew the 9...11 pause thing and knew house is a term in bingo but the mood spoiler I didn't get. Nice one

Caducus on not even soup by <~> 13 Jan 2003, 3:25 AM

Pro !

Caducus on a poet in the city by Bill Z Bub 13 Jan 2003, 3:19 AM

Your seminal work I was captivated and in my opinion deserving of a top 15 place ...easy, well done you have my maximum respect. *10*

Caducus on I gots me a postcard, motherfucker. by <{Baba^Yaga}> 13 Jan 2003, 2:57 AM

Wow

Caducus on When she beats me by Win 13 Jan 2003, 2:55 AM

Quite an interesting read to see the perpetrators affect on the perpetrated, an honest piece told straightforwardly -7-

Bachus replying on 18 by mikejedw 13 Jan 2003, 2:52 AM

no, cnn interns.

Bachus on Nature's Artistry by Quarton 13 Jan 2003, 2:50 AM

so what you're saying is...don't talk to strangers..unless they have candy?

Bachus on Another Day by Brighteyes 13 Jan 2003, 2:45 AM

why bother? we could use the extra oxygen at the rate we're hacking down trees.

Bachus on Daywalker by Blade 13 Jan 2003, 2:42 AM

you are to soda, what a straw is to ass fucking. did i say soda? i meant cream of wheat.

Bachus on Instructions to a Sculptor by Christof 13 Jan 2003, 2:39 AM

666 the mark of the yeast.

poemwanker on YOU ARE ALL WANKERS! by Bobjim 13 Jan 2003, 2:29 AM

I concur.