Bill Z Bub
replying on unsent by Bill Z Bub
2 Jan 2003, 7:25 PM
Truly this is the highest praise.
As for "yours truly", I just like to be different. Not always the right thing to do.
This is gorgeous. Why did you place 'yours truly' at the end? Lines 10- 12 make my lowback start to tickle, and then I involuntary start arching my back. Good stuff.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
i was thinking "The victims hooves are chewed up and shot through a straw at the chick in head gear on stool in the corner pulling the underwear out of her ass." (i mean buttocks, naturally)l
no.actually..that's perfectly natural.
==Doylum
replying on Excommunication by inch of candle - Jesus wants me for a bum ream. An narrative in so many verses that madam palms readings have been savarlay curtailed by ==Doylum
2 Jan 2003, 6:12 PM
You didn't even read my words. If you had you would not have thanked jesus. However, since you seem to love even Dirk++@ fancy a bag of chips?
Perhaps. Or not. Thanks for the laugh.
Ahhhhhh...it's me...well not really. Now I must go on a blind date with a writer/skateboarder from Culver City.....ahhhhhhh.....what should I wear????...who cares.
Replace the last word with "The victim's shoes are consumed."
What if the people to whom you are causing pain, are themselves causing even more people even more pain? Could you bear to cause them pain? Or would you walk by on the other side while nudeful children cried? Cross over the road my friend! Ask the Lord His strength to lend! His compassion has no end! Cross over the road.
Ouch. Been there, done that, got the postcard. 9. Bah, I'm upset again now.
Hilarious!
wholly shit I hope it's not me. I can't bear to cause ppl pain
Yes I do. Take a look at "Fa11ing", "Route Nine", "What I Saw at Work Today", and "Lister Writes Haiku" to name four on this site alone.
lol! But I'm afraid your secret is that once upon a time you were at a sleep over at your friend's house and you did a poo in your bed and you were so ashamed that you secretly exchanged your soiled linen with the linen in your friend's bed so that it was they who were severely beaten, not you. My God you're disgusting!
twats being those who don't like your drafts?
I think i mustn't be a twat because i love you poem.
translucent as a pixie's dream
Which sad buggers gave you the 0's? Even the 9 is too low. Nice one Craigus.
Not to mention chapped buttocks. And chapped kidneys.
That's my secret =-)