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<~> on Wearing Black, as Memory Dictates by UnityMitford 4 Nov 2002, 1:49 PM

what about changing the title to "how do you get the scent of aristocracy out of your mustache?"

UnityMitford replying on bad boy taylor by rosiebailey 4 Nov 2002, 1:48 PM

both of you, quiet! save your strength.

razorgrin on I Love You, My Angel by mytenderrage 4 Nov 2002, 1:12 PM

again, the word "pukeypoo" comes to mind.

razorgrin on untitled by bluwiz 4 Nov 2002, 1:04 PM

I think this is really good.

<~> replying on bad boy taylor by rosiebailey 4 Nov 2002, 12:24 PM

didn't say you said it was.

INTRANSIT replying on bad boy taylor by rosiebailey 4 Nov 2002, 12:17 PM

didn't say it was.

INTRANSIT on Stranger by feathers68 4 Nov 2002, 12:15 PM

um, stanza 2 was repetetive of stanza 1 I thought. the word "pain" bugged me. Great theme I'd agree, and zzinnia's right too. It'll help deepen your work.

<~> on Suburban Horror by phbiscuit 4 Nov 2002, 12:00 PM

eating crow and living large. way to go.

INTRANSIT on Got Balls? by Yardbird 4 Nov 2002, 12:00 PM

I don't care if this has value or not. I laughed till my face stiffened. Value enough for me.

<~> on maggie da thatcher by rosiebailey 4 Nov 2002, 11:58 AM

she's got no rhythm and you know it. stop mocking her, or i'll setme bobbies on yeh.

INTRANSIT on arise by daniella 4 Nov 2002, 11:56 AM

Well assembled too, I might add. Nothing like a boost in the right direction, either.

Bachus on HATE by Blade 4 Nov 2002, 11:56 AM

even marry queen of scots is rolling her eyes right now.you truly have a way with sharp objects mr. snipes, and a huge, black cock, angeling for stripers. wwe need rowdy rowdy piper and less wastings of our time. from you. fucking puddle of day walker ooze. bastard.

<~> replying on bad boy taylor by rosiebailey 4 Nov 2002, 11:54 AM

this ain't no super-anythang

<~> on untitled by bluwiz 4 Nov 2002, 11:52 AM

is this about coal? are you welsh?

<~> replying on I Love You, My Angel by mytenderrage 4 Nov 2002, 11:49 AM

as if they'll ever go away.

INTRANSIT replying on bad boy taylor by rosiebailey 4 Nov 2002, 11:48 AM

Be careful U M, don't wanna tug on supermans cape, right?

<~> on HATE by Blade 4 Nov 2002, 11:47 AM

WOW. THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING POEM EVER SUBMITTED ON THIS SITE. WE ARE NOT WORTHY. LET'S ALL SLICE OUR OWN HEADS OFF AND BE DONE WITH IT! (then we wouldn't waste our time reading this crap.)

INTRANSIT replying on Three pointed star by INTRANSIT 4 Nov 2002, 11:40 AM

Ok all, I was hauling Mercedes (Three pointed star logo) out of Baltimore MD when the absurdity of a car ,with more gadgets than a 747, jammed this haiku into my stomach. It's manufactured in Germany,(any one remember the holocaust?). It comes standard with an SOS button, which when pushed alerts local authorities, fire ,rescue, or whatever you need. I.E., saves lives. I almost didn't take the load just because of the cost of these damn things. But, hypocrite I am said, "you gotta eat too". Ant to whomever pointed out the last line has 6 syllables:" Drats! I thought I had it nailed" Spelled "thousand" wrong too. shit.

<~> on Something Must Be by Birdman42s 4 Nov 2002, 11:27 AM

again, seek the aid of a qualified dispenser of pharmaceuticals...

poetandknowit on Ignoranus by Yardbird 4 Nov 2002, 11:26 AM

Christof? Hey Christof? What the fuck is happening over there in England. Has that lovely sense of irony spilled down one of those 10-gallon release toilets? There is a German that lives in Earl's Court, a mere block of the metro, down from the putrid Burger King. I forget the name of the street. He is a clever sort and obviously has stolen all you abilities of humor (yes, a German--that is how bad the situation has become). Please, see him. Save your country.