This could be the birthplace of gravity monsters what with beer and cheese and all. I did'nt catch the "wrapped" foods. Must be that damnable speed reading course I took in high school! On my way to d.c. with a load of cars, glad they found that sniper putz.

I'll tell you, Sir, why the 'bible is telling the truth'! The Bible is telling the truth, because if you don't believe it is telling the truth, YOU WILL GO TO HELL. Perhaps if you were a Gentleman, you wouldn't ask such impertinent questions! I daresay you owe Jesu an apology. And as for the point you are trying to make, think on this: The point I am trying to make, is that the point you are trying to make is gay. Why you find it desirable to hold beliefs that clearly have a significant impact on your life, and yet have absolutely no justification whatsoever, is beyond me. That is because I am a Gentleman. And you, Sir, are a cad. Good day.

I... was heading to bed after being way too tired, and had a poem run through my head. I got up to write it down, and lost it, and this was the best I could do to justify having gotten up. But the second line would translate "I dream of talking as more than just to myself" if that helps any.

Funny, I said that exactly when I was 7 and in catechism, I mean cataclysm, no ... catachresis. Whateverrrrr! The nuns scolded me and made me eat chalk. Didn't know I was channelling Mrs. Russell. Thanks for the info. I'll consult Capt. Howdy.

Cheers Big Ears.

What's beautiful about being forced? Trying to make you see the errors of your ways? Give me a break, you are never wrong, we both know that. I was merely playing Abbott to your Costello. Jews on Second? The henchmen have been sent. Tell Rocco I said the checks in the mail. Why can't I bugger someones mouth?

True true... but how do you know if the bible is telling the truth? And, I'm not trying to scorn your beliefs in anything... that's why they are beliefs... there isn't any facts to substantiate... just you feel it... that's the point I'm trying to make...

you ever see a tornado? one time i was watching one that was a mile or so away...then all of this shit started falling around me from out of the sky, balls of dirt and sod the size of basketballs and fish and fence posts. crazy. i had to make a dive for rain trench on the side of the road. water tends to slow fast moving objects down

lol ok guys. I'll bring the champagne!

you ae perniciously ferromagnetic, and quite mad..cheers! see you sunday.

I can prove there is a God: it says so in the Bible. His name is Jesu. Praise be to God! Holy! Holy! Holy! I think the REAL question here is "Can you prove that there isn't a Giant Cybernetic Prawne floating outside the Universe?" No. You can't. So I'll thank you not to scorn my belief that there is. Don't you see that your belief is just as ridiculous as mine? Think on this: "I wish to propose for the reader's favourable consideration a doctrine which may, I fear, appear wildly paradoxical and subversive. The doctrine in question is this: that it is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatever for supposing it true." -- Bertrand Russell

If you're trying to make me see the error of my ways by presenting a "shocking" situation, it isn't working. I am not shocked, offended or intimidated by the idea of forced homosexual sex. Clearly I wouldn't enjoy it, but it's still natural and beautiful. P.S. My address is in my profile. P.P.S. You can't 'bugger' someone's mouth.

I kind of understand how you feel... all I can say is let the people in your life know how much you care... because you never know what tomorrow may hold... but they're never gone... they'll always be with you :o)