replying on cold sonnet by <~>
4 Sep 2003, 5:01 PM
I can.
on Loki's Tryst by OneFingerAnswer
31 Aug 2003, 9:28 PM
Hmm. I'm not sure I'm convinced. Perhaps this is because it's not my favourite bit of the whole leadup to Ragnarok, possibly because I know so many wonderful prose versions of it that seeing it put into rhyme seems a little wrong, somehow. I dunno... it's not that's it's bad or anything, but it leaves me rather cold.
on Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome by Stephen Robins
11 Apr 2003, 3:40 PM
For some reason, I've always been making SARS rhyme with arse. But it works said like that too.
replying on All hail Discordia?(a true haiku story) by razorgrin
9 Apr 2003, 10:37 AM
I'm not surprised. All right, ALL right, I get the hint. They're really going to start wondering up here, though...
replying on All hail Discordia?(a true haiku story) by razorgrin
8 Apr 2003, 10:35 AM
One always has to ask the girl first (preferably when she's awake). One can never know what she'll decide duty is for that particular day.
on All hail Discordia?(a true haiku story) by razorgrin
8 Apr 2003, 9:58 AM
I forgot to ask... if I come across you doing this again sometime, what do I do?
on Last Nightâs Dream (Freud-o-riffic) by razorgrin
8 Apr 2003, 9:54 AM
I still haven't figured it out yet, dahling. Sorry.
replying on Shelter by poetandknowit
4 Apr 2003, 7:21 AM
I can think of worse fates... Be nice or you won't get your present.
replying on Morman On A Bike by Blindproject217
3 Apr 2003, 9:14 AM
Still haven't lost your autofetish about being blonde, I see...
replying on Shelter by poetandknowit
2 Apr 2003, 12:56 PM
Oooh, careful, Blabbitt. Bojangles is a great gamemaster and if you piss him off by trying or managing to steal razorgrin away, he'll create a whole new D&D campaign with you as the villain just to get back at you.
replying on Bible Quoting Fag Killer (So it is said) by Blindproject217
1 Apr 2003, 9:21 PM
P.S.: Shouldn't the last line be: 'You're nothing but a prawne'?
on Bible Quoting Fag Killer (So it is said) by Blindproject217
1 Apr 2003, 9:20 PM
I haven't laughed so much for ages!!! Congratulations!!! That was BRILLIANT!!!!
Oh, wait a minute. You were SERIOUS? Gack.
I am deeply offended that you should refer to some of my type as agnostics as opposed to atheists. This is quite discriminatory. Desist, cur.
Oh, wait a minute. You were SERIOUS? Gack.
I am deeply offended that you should refer to some of my type as agnostics as opposed to atheists. This is quite discriminatory. Desist, cur.
replying on Attention! - To the Wondering Soul by darkhelmet10
1 Apr 2003, 9:18 PM
Blabitt, though I still think you're an annoying twerp, I can't help but cheer you on here. This isiot sounds like he doesn't even listen to CNN, just to Rumsfeld and co. And even then. This amuses me greatly.
And by the way, Blindreject or whateveryournameis, could you answer this? (Admittedly, I know what you'll say, but I'd like to see if you're silly enough to say it.) The Bible wasn't written down until four or five hundred years after Christ was executed (as, quite frankly, in some ways he desered). Surely even you know how quickly a word-of-mouth tale gets changed from the truth. What happens to the Bible then?
Next: offer me proof that Mahomet wasn't, as he said he was, the next prophet, after Abraham Moses, Daniel, Jesu and the like. And don't give me the Son of God argument. Megalomania in a prophet isn't proof of anything. (And don't get into long spiels about what Islam is about unless you've read the Koran.)
Lastly: even the Puritans who set up the damn States (in the sense of colonised the lands, not creating the country) -- fleeing from England in the name of religious freedom and whipping Quakers out from teir midst -- had to admit that the Bible ouldn't be taken literally, in the end. Learn from your ancestors, little boy. Even if your President can't. (But then, who believes the man actually learnt how to read before he became president?)
And by the way, Blindreject or whateveryournameis, could you answer this? (Admittedly, I know what you'll say, but I'd like to see if you're silly enough to say it.) The Bible wasn't written down until four or five hundred years after Christ was executed (as, quite frankly, in some ways he desered). Surely even you know how quickly a word-of-mouth tale gets changed from the truth. What happens to the Bible then?
Next: offer me proof that Mahomet wasn't, as he said he was, the next prophet, after Abraham Moses, Daniel, Jesu and the like. And don't give me the Son of God argument. Megalomania in a prophet isn't proof of anything. (And don't get into long spiels about what Islam is about unless you've read the Koran.)
Lastly: even the Puritans who set up the damn States (in the sense of colonised the lands, not creating the country) -- fleeing from England in the name of religious freedom and whipping Quakers out from teir midst -- had to admit that the Bible ouldn't be taken literally, in the end. Learn from your ancestors, little boy. Even if your President can't. (But then, who believes the man actually learnt how to read before he became president?)
on Perversions 7: Viva Las Naked by razorgrin
28 Mar 2003, 11:12 PM
Alas, I'm afraid these aren't your best, darlink. 1's alright, 2's somewhat obscure and boring, and 3's nothing special. Though funny.
Is Hank one of your acquaintances? If so, please don't tell me which one.
Is Hank one of your acquaintances? If so, please don't tell me which one.
on A Vietnam Homecoming by scitz
14 Mar 2003, 5:54 AM
Pssst... despite the fact that their last letters are the same, 'Blood' and 'good' don't rhyme.
replying on sexy by elizabethann
13 Mar 2003, 8:14 PM
I thought it DID have its own religion, dear.
on Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin
13 Mar 2003, 8:11 PM
Eee! Can I join in? That is downright brilliant. (I assume that it's Bach's Toccata -- the one sometimes known as the Doomsday Toccata? Good good.)
on Best Present Ever by razorgrin
13 Mar 2003, 8:08 PM
I remove one point. You know damn well why. (There. See? I'm getting better. I only took off one point. And I didn't kill anyone last Saturday. Be happy.)
"i'm awash in the imagery, but it's a tsunami".