replying on Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
10 Oct 2002, 10:08 AM
I waited 2 freakin hours at Lefty's, holding tow'lettes (moiste)and lotion. Where the hell were you?
replying on Haiku for Mum by waltfreakinwhitman
1 Oct 2002, 10:45 AM
Thanks! Your kind words and encouragement sustain me.
replying on Grandma by waltfreakinwhitman
17 Sep 2002, 12:26 PM
admit it, DA. You're really me. It's time to come clean.
replying on Grandma by waltfreakinwhitman
17 Sep 2002, 12:24 PM
grandma likes to get buck wild. I'll introduce you sometime.
replying on Grandma by waltfreakinwhitman
17 Sep 2002, 12:09 PM
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
replying on Grandma by waltfreakinwhitman
17 Sep 2002, 12:07 PM
It's good to see all you wankers are still here. I've missed you all.
replying on Grandma by waltfreakinwhitman
17 Sep 2002, 12:00 PM
Can we have more serious analysis and less chitchat? And how is getting tongue from my grandma gay?
replying on Morning Glory by waltfreakinwhitman
17 Sep 2002, 9:14 AM
I have no explanation, Dark_, nor will I speculate on why people vote as they do. But once again, I'll refer you to the link below:
http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?i
http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?i
on Exquisite Explosion by Venus
20 Aug 2002, 11:27 AM
Nice alliteration. Did you have to discard 'creamy custard' or 'manly molasses' before arriving at 'condensed milk confetti'?
on Enslaved by Twisted Wizard
15 Aug 2002, 4:13 PM
Having one verse that rhymes and the rest in freeverse is extraordinary. And your non-meandering exploration of free-will vs. destiny has never been done before. Keep up the good work!
on Thinkin of ya! by KezzY20
1 Aug 2002, 12:15 PM
This poem is so awful, I just gouged my own eyes out. With a spoon. If I never see another poem like this again, then it was well worth it.
on I Hate You by mytenderrage
30 Jul 2002, 11:03 AM
I thought it profound and insightful. I am shamed into reconsidering my own body of work, most of which involves nature and my sweaty scrotum. TEN!!
on Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
17 Jul 2002, 9:52 AM
You deserve an 'embrowning.'
on The Lost Laugh by Roisin
16 Jul 2002, 2:48 PM
It's behind the couch. Next to the remote.
on Field of dreams by smilja_trenu...
16 Jul 2002, 8:37 AM
I hate when 'passionate' is misspelled
on My Zaftig Sea Nymph by waltfreakinwhitman
15 Jul 2002, 4:09 PM
This poem was just for you, razorgrin.
on (untitled) by Mystifying
15 Jul 2002, 3:22 PM
Excellent work<BR>. I have no idea<BR> what this is about <BR> but I am inexplicably moved <BR>.
on Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
15 Jul 2002, 3:19 PM
Nice job, but by no stretch of the imagination does 'bukkake' rhyme with 'hierarchy.'