I'll tell you when it stops being funny, my lad. How dare you goad me into shame with a trite and underhand appeal to my wither'd sense of bravery? An appeal - I might add - that serves mainly to stroke and caress the boiled tumours on your own batter'd conscience. As it happens, I never found this affair particularly amusing, and was half-hoping my ever more ludicrous remarks would be interpreted as such. Does that make me half the naughty boy you thought I was? Good Christ I hope so.

A straight-up conversation, you say? Well perhaps 13 year olds ought to be patronised. Forgive me. Watch me now as I try to claw myself back from the abyss, being utterly inconsistent in my behaviour, almost to the last detail, the smoothing over of relations a thinly veiled disguise for the desperate, self-prescribed, guilt-soothing therapy of a silly, naughty bully who couldn't stop because it made him feel like a big man. These comments will self-destruct in blah blah blah

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CODE BROWN -- ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABO..... pppt* gale force eight

I know what you mean. My fingers were trembling as I wrote that, utterly sickened that I could come up with something so -- <there is no word to describe it> -- even in jest. But I wrote on regardless, knowing full well what needed to be said, and saying it ere the vicious onslaught it inflicted upon my sense of taste left me gnarled beyond all repair.

bow'ls

bow'ls

Show me the bum you had before you were born.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=till

Read it 'n' weep dickface.

till2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tl)
prep.

Until.


conj.

Until.

Usage Note: Till and until are generally interchangeable in both writing and speech ... Till is actually the older word, with until having been formed by the addition to it of the prefix un-, meaning “up to.”

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http://www.livejournal.com/~blueblindbee/

Feb. 3rd, 2004 : 10:15 pm
Feb. 2nd, 2004 : 10:35 pm

Oh Jesu what have I done...

hey i gave your poem a ten but i think it would be really good if you changed the first line from "Weeks pass by" to "Weeks pass by like charging braves"... it's just that this poem really reminds me of native american culture, and it would be great if you could include it somewhere. I think its a great image to use charging braves as a metaphor for the weeks passing by. Anyway let me know if you decide to include that edit thanks -10-

yeah sorry I meant native american it's just that native americans are really good poets like you :) because they know all about nature and prefer traditional woods as opposed to the modern plastic alternatives

Are you a native English speaker?