on Kernel of truth by annabellee
9 Feb 2004, 5:27 AM
Never before has the arbitrary indentation been wielded with such senseless aplomb. -10-
on Fact of the Matter by marvelis
7 Feb 2004, 9:34 AM
Suffused with a quiet, monumental stupidity.
replying on Ducks With AIDs (a feeble attempt of something different) by Blindpoetry
7 Feb 2004, 8:54 AM
No'm.
on Ducks With AIDs (a feeble attempt of something different) by Blindpoetry
7 Feb 2004, 6:39 AM
My poemes are much better than yours.
on "In the Air" by SmittenKitten
6 Feb 2004, 5:01 PM
Did you get your username from an episode of Ant & Dec's "Wonky Donkey"?
replying on I Go On by drumrgirl30
6 Feb 2004, 7:33 AM
How dare you defecate all over this poor girl's poeme? Is it not enough that she has been mocked and shamed to the point of lunacy, so that her life's work now resembles little more than a pathetic smear on the toilet bowl of literature? And you... you with your linguistic subtleties and your arbitrarily small epsilons come swaggering in, jodhpurs flying at half-mast, coiling out absurdly bulging specimens all o'er the outhouse floor, like some sort of bizarre dung cannon, blasting what little remains of her awestruck dumplings into oblivion. No, yours are not the proudest buttocks in the land - far from it - yet you flaunt them menacingly, a shame unto their jodhpurs, goading all those that would dare take two sheets of paper instead of one into partially wiped submission. Begone from this town, foul stainmonger, ere the precious outhouse crumbles 'neath your wanton barrage.
replying on Tales From The Outhouse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
5 Feb 2004, 3:28 PM
what do you mean by 'form'? and what is its name?
replying on 3AM At Whitey's by DurtKL
5 Feb 2004, 2:39 PM
Leisure Suit Larry is not a game -- it's a simulation.
on La Belle Epoque by andrewjthomas
5 Feb 2004, 1:33 PM
A merciless hunchback of surprise.
replying on Tales From The Outhouse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
5 Feb 2004, 1:02 PM
You're a very ill-mannered young lady. Now... is the door closed? A ha. I'm going to show you something that you may not like.
on A Panglossian Farmer by richa
5 Feb 2004, 12:57 PM
You certainly win the prize for the week's most aribtrary line break. The prize is six of the best followed by a trip to Matron's office.
on To A Streetchild by Sam
5 Feb 2004, 10:20 AM
Sublimely beautiful and evocative. -10-
on Necromancers Song (Incubus Guitar & Buddhist Drums) by SupremeDreamer
5 Feb 2004, 8:24 AM
Inconceivably shit.
replying on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry
4 Feb 2004, 6:44 PM
Point 4 has been shortlisted for inclusion in next year's edition of 'The Gentleman's Code'
replying on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry
4 Feb 2004, 6:23 PM
The highest ambition of man indeed.
replying on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry
4 Feb 2004, 6:16 PM
Not at all, old boy. Besides, can you think of a better place than this poeme to thwart -=Dark_Angel=-'s 'Hard Speak; Hard Emotion' reputation? I SURE CAN'T!!!!11
replying on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry
4 Feb 2004, 5:59 PM
I hope you are now basking in the lewd lagoon of a newfound sense of well-being.
on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry
4 Feb 2004, 5:51 PM
Hi Blindpoetry,
This is just a note to say don't listen to -=Dark_Angel=-. He is a fool, and is not to be taken seriously. Think of him as a sort of jester - a nude jester, granted - but a jester all the same. If you remember that simple rule, you will find him to be quite harmless.
If this silly episode can help your poetry in some way, almost certainly via some bizarre, highly tenuous leap of the imagination, then perhaps its lesson comes in the form of a web address:
www.dictionary.com
The next time a jester like -=Dark_Angel=- uses an obscure word like 'jester', or 'obscure', or 'tenuous', you can go there and look it up. There, I've given you three new words to start you off - best of luck, and God speed!
As ever,
-=Dark_Angel=-
P.S Don't worry about Billy Biff-Chin. Plagiarists are always caught by the webmaster within a few days.
This is just a note to say don't listen to -=Dark_Angel=-. He is a fool, and is not to be taken seriously. Think of him as a sort of jester - a nude jester, granted - but a jester all the same. If you remember that simple rule, you will find him to be quite harmless.
If this silly episode can help your poetry in some way, almost certainly via some bizarre, highly tenuous leap of the imagination, then perhaps its lesson comes in the form of a web address:
www.dictionary.com
The next time a jester like -=Dark_Angel=- uses an obscure word like 'jester', or 'obscure', or 'tenuous', you can go there and look it up. There, I've given you three new words to start you off - best of luck, and God speed!
As ever,
-=Dark_Angel=-
P.S Don't worry about Billy Biff-Chin. Plagiarists are always caught by the webmaster within a few days.