on EGG by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
22 Oct 2003, 3:45 PM
In 1992 the acclaimed director Nicholas Novi presented Placido Domingo with his handmade egg, decorated with a portrait of Peter The Great.
on Slayer Sucks by peaceseeker
22 Oct 2003, 3:44 PM
I saw Slayer in Lon-Don during the summer. Afterwards, I witnessed a young South American man excitedly shaking his friend and shouting about how ace he thought the concert was. That cancels out all the dullards, dunces, posers, buncombes, oldsters, youngsters, hipsters, holsters, s'mores and sega rallys that you may have encountered.
replying on Mr. America (Hunting Season) by SupremeDreamer
22 Oct 2003, 3:40 PM
Something lewd;
Something rewd;
Something newd;
Something rewd;
Something newd;
replying on Mr. America (Hunting Season) by SupremeDreamer
22 Oct 2003, 2:07 PM
What do you think about hunting?
replying on African Killer Bees, it's not the smell of smoke by <{Baba^Yaga}>
22 Oct 2003, 10:42 AM
As long you stick a parasol in it I don't care.
replying on African Killer Bees, it's not the smell of smoke by <{Baba^Yaga}>
22 Oct 2003, 10:35 AM
What? That people stare at it in horror? That it's completely useless for doing anything? Or that you have to bathe it daily in a pungent solution of your own mucus and undertaker's jerky?
replying on African Killer Bees, it's not the smell of smoke by <{Baba^Yaga}>
22 Oct 2003, 10:29 AM
A hand shandy if you please.
replying on Slayer Sucks by peaceseeker
22 Oct 2003, 8:36 AM
By posting the entire checkliste as well as the mediocrity code, you have undermined the very soul Dr Carawax's fabled invention. I hope to Christ you're satisfied.
on Oaxaca city fragment by poetandknowit
22 Oct 2003, 8:20 AM
If by "birth" you mean nentwined's Haiku of the same name then I applaud the sentiment if not the frequent, and somewhat baffling, references to urban decay.
replying on 3am by Nicholas Jones
22 Oct 2003, 8:03 AM
How do you feel about adding an option to set a cookie or something for timezone so the times appear correctly to people who don't live next to you?
on African Killer Bees, it's not the smell of smoke by <{Baba^Yaga}>
22 Oct 2003, 6:55 AM
[X] Arbitrary line breaks
[X] Devoid of rhyme
[X] Devoid of other linguistic embellishments (alliteration, etc)
[X] Devoid of other literary devices (metaphor, synaesthesia, etc)
[X] Devoid of wondrous or fantastical imagery
This isn't a poeme; it's another prose with arbitrary line breaks special.
[X] Devoid of rhyme
[X] Devoid of other linguistic embellishments (alliteration, etc)
[X] Devoid of other literary devices (metaphor, synaesthesia, etc)
[X] Devoid of wondrous or fantastical imagery
This isn't a poeme; it's another prose with arbitrary line breaks special.
replying on Drug Addict by SupremeDreamer
20 Oct 2003, 3:38 PM
New Mediocrity Code: 34C8A040
replying on Drug Addict by SupremeDreamer
20 Oct 2003, 2:35 PM
I fear you have confused Carawax's Process with Carawax's Liniment. Quickly, make sure she hasn't ... O God!
replying on Drug Addict by SupremeDreamer
20 Oct 2003, 2:33 PM
Good one! While you're at it, why not purloin a pea-green Civilian's Cape and smoke opium from a vessel of your own self-pity?
replying on Drug Addict by SupremeDreamer
20 Oct 2003, 2:13 PM
Why not use Dr. Carawax's patented automatronic poetry-criticism Process? It's top!
http://www.mycgiserver.com/~prawne/medio
http://www.mycgiserver.com/~prawne/medio
on Drug Addict by SupremeDreamer
20 Oct 2003, 6:07 AM
34C02011
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replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 5:23 PM
Saw that last night. It's a barrel of laughs, I must say!
on Not M.A.Y. by Yatasuma
19 Oct 2003, 4:52 PM
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