replying on Is It Love by angel_uy
26 Oct 2002, 11:46 PM
I think I might have but I'm not sure
on Surpass the Dream by darkhelmet10
26 Oct 2002, 11:32 PM
I'd try to learn to stand on your own two feet before you rely on someone else's.
on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
26 Oct 2002, 11:27 PM
My poem "Apples are Oranges" is an experiment intended to test the length=high score hypothesis.
on Truths by Nicholas Jones
26 Oct 2002, 9:23 AM
Garbage
on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
25 Oct 2002, 11:02 PM
So wait - all you have to do to make the worst poem the best poem is make it a great deal longer??? Also - the phrase "fine rhymes" could become a very funny line somewhere (these fine wines/Jean Charles, you fool, don't you spill a precious drop/Jean Charles, you klutz that is the poisoned crouton/Jean Charles, you idiot, fetch the mop before His Highness awakens from his Royal nap)
on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
25 Oct 2002, 10:57 PM
Either you are brilliant or your school requires you to take a lot of courses you can goof off in. "(Just call it an AIDSketeer's hunch.)" was especially good.
replying on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
25 Oct 2002, 10:38 PM
yeah, sure, you go on believing that..
on Cancer Haikus by poetandknowit
25 Oct 2002, 10:34 PM
No wait DA, dude, I think you meant to say "Diabetic Verse" or "Malarial Prose" or even "Lou Gherig's Limerics". I am giving you a 0 because to be completely fair most of the votes are out of pity/sympathy. I must admit the work's quite good though.
on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
25 Oct 2002, 10:28 PM
I suspect that the Child of your Buttocks was really just a metaphor for this poem. I am giving you a ten because I would like to see someone have both the best and worst poem on poemranker.
on The Sea by Tarquin De La Bog
25 Oct 2002, 10:01 PM
Childish drivel of the worst sort! I cannot believe that someone would look to the sea for inspiration. The use of parentheses is terrible. Unquestionably the worst poem I have read on Poemranker. Furthermore sir, excuse me, but hurf urf sir you are blocking both BBC1 and BBC2!!
on The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird
25 Oct 2002, 9:19 PM
If elephants don't have knees how do they suck eachother off?? Oh wait never mind.
replying on Living Conditions by Christof
25 Oct 2002, 9:12 PM
You actually can 'bugger' someone's mouth. It takes some practice though - and you need a full running start.
on recent submissions by <~>
1 Aug 2002, 8:48 PM
I actually thought of a haiku in the shower this morning: Is that you Jethro? / B-B-B-B-B-B-BEARS!! / QUICK MA, HIDE THE FOOD!
on Morning Dreams by ObiWonKn
1 Aug 2002, 5:27 PM
Sometimes I just skip to the end.
on i wake up from a dream of my mouth by silvertongueddevil
1 Aug 2002, 5:25 PM
Try writing a POEM about it. Kidding. Good work.
on voluntary, premature expulsion of fetal tissue by skaskowski
1 Aug 2002, 5:23 PM
Good GOD, you sound like my ROOMMATE after I spilled BONGWATER and RED BULL on the CARPET.
on Basic comedy by Garrett S Sexton
1 Aug 2002, 5:20 PM
You have made me the laughing stock of the entire quadrant.
-=Dark_Angel=- is a middle aged british pear shaped sysadmin with lots of opinions about enoch powell and tony blair. He has been operating computers since 1974 when he wrote his first BASIC PROGRAM, which was as follows: 10 PRINT "POO POO"/20 GOTO 10/(Standard GNU Boilerplate)
on IT'S ONLY A JOB by horus8
30 Jul 2002, 9:07 PM
Don't go OVERBOARD. Actually, try to CALM THE FUCK DOWN. It would be a TERRIBLE PITY if you accidentally got the carpeted all BONGWATERED again, you tremendous PILLOCK. Vicious attacks aside, I've come to like this poem.
on my cat by itchiwitch
30 Jul 2002, 9:03 PM
I hate my cats, they are total bastards.