on Car Crashes by poemwanker
13 Jan 2003, 7:56 AM
You wanker! You poemwanker! If I were your mummy i'd smack you till your rectum prolapsed!
on Fuckface by poemwanker
13 Jan 2003, 7:58 AM
A dolphin can ejaculate at 140 mp/h so its not a good idea to have anal sex with any member of the mamalian sea family.
on some deleted poem
13 Jan 2003, 7:59 AM
Haha, dumb yank twat fucking himself over and over and over and over and over again. No seriously, your alright!
on I Had A Little Nut Tree by Yardbird
10 Jan 2003, 3:24 AM
Hahahahahahahaha.
on OK, I apologize - it's steaming shite and no mistake, but it was the best I could come up with on the spur of the moment. I'm off to slit my wrists now, since writer's block has sent me spiralling into the depths of the deepest depression in human history... by Yardbird
10 Jan 2003, 3:25 AM
Oh yes, seven years in tibet 2 I think.
on Backwards baby blend by Blade
10 Jan 2003, 3:27 AM
How do make a baby float?
Take your foot off his head!
Take your foot off his head!
on Maria's ways on how to deal with puberty! by little_angel_maria
10 Jan 2003, 3:32 AM
Yeah, and remember guys, on the first date, there is a fine line between persistance and stalking! And they don't like that sexy breathing down the phone either!
on I Celebrate Myself, and sing myself by ChunkyHunkyMonkey
9 Jan 2003, 2:31 AM
Yeah, well, sprechen sie Deutsch? Kanst du spielen der guitarre UND die saxophone. It's je t'amore in french though. I'm also taking a begginers course in Russian so by the end of next year i will be able to speak 4 languages!!!! I like this though, prose is more useful than poetry somethimes.
on some deleted poem
9 Jan 2003, 2:25 AM
I can easily (which is disturbing) see harry and ron getting into a gay relationship in the next Harry Potter books. Either that or Filch molests Hermione, or Hagrid is a paedophile, or Dumbledore is a crossdresser at the weekends, or Snape is Gay and is just masquerading as a nasty guy, or nearly headless nick isn't headless and is just scamming the social, or that Prof. Macgonnagal and that little teacher who does levitation are having an affair, or that seamus is actually in the IRA or that lee jordan is an illegeal immigrant.
on she did not by mitchski
7 Jan 2003, 2:39 AM
I like this.
on A Short Letter by Ranger
6 Jan 2003, 8:00 AM
I hate self righteous holier-tha-thou people too. Especially the pope. Cummon, he jacked off as a kid too. U'd better believe it.
on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger
6 Jan 2003, 7:53 AM
Excellent, as a fellow pilosophy student it is sad to see rationalsit thinkers hard work undone by modern imperialists.
on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger
6 Jan 2003, 7:53 AM
Excellent, as a fellow pilosophy student it is sad to see rationalsit thinkers hard work undone by modern empiricists.
on Mannequin (draft) by Ranger
6 Jan 2003, 7:58 AM
Excellent. I share your rage at inanimate objects trying to piss me off. Come on, other people kick the door whent they walk into it too!
on some deleted poem
9 Dec 2002, 2:14 AM
No, it doesn't, does it!!!! It changes the whole meaning of the poem. Repent, bastard!!!!
on some deleted poem
5 Dec 2002, 6:34 AM
I don't think I have either the time or patience to read this all through. I'm sure its good tough so I will give it 5, at least for the real effort.
on some deleted poem
5 Dec 2002, 6:36 AM
Excellent, I really enjoyed this. I think it is a wonderful example of two different worlds being not so different.
on the 'popular' one by joey
5 Dec 2002, 6:31 AM
It does get irritating. Bloody influencing Yank Colleges and soriety clubs.