on Harry Potter and the philosophers stone by ==Doylum
2 Oct 2003, 1:35 AM
Pure, unadulterated, feaces. I'd rather do reconstructive surgery on my penis shaft with a rusty pick axe than read this again.
on blue lilac and I (edit) by richa
2 Oct 2003, 1:31 AM
Am I the only one not distinctly moved by this? I mean, a trombone? Seems like there's an oompah band just round the bend and I fund that higly amusing. Images of fat germans in Lederhosen and feathers in their cap spoiling this tranquil scene. It ruins the whole effect. Oboe, clarinet maybe, but trombone, no. There are far more emotive instruments than a trombone. And if this was me, I'd be blasted for the lack of capital letters. I quite like like 'silvered in pike' but pike arn't silver, they're green. Plus you won't find pike in a stream, they're too big, and prefer lakes to running water. They are also carnivorous, so are highly solitary creatures, you'd be lucky to get enough in one place for them to 'silver'. Apart from that there's some great stuff. 7
on The Path of Least Resistance by eliastemplar
11 Sep 2003, 1:17 AM
Sheepish mount - Don Quixote almost. I never thought I'd see basic military training in a poem like this either.
replying on Undertow by eliastemplar
11 Sep 2003, 1:12 AM
Yeah! lets hear it for the subs!! My dad was captain of HMS Superb as it kicked shit out of the Taleban!!!
replying on Pressing Matters in the White House by cleverdevice
4 Sep 2003, 1:56 PM
Wow, that was fantastic, incorporating the vote into a sentance!!! amazing, was that the first time, or are you a regular?
on The Belgian Bookworm [revised] by DreamerSupreme
6 Aug 2003, 1:51 PM
Thoughtful imagery, yeah I like this. A nice contemplation. -7- PS I love Clive Cussler myself.
on Angel by abecedarian
6 Aug 2003, 1:45 PM
Bit vague, and lack of capital letters marks it down, some nice imagery though. -6-
on Paintball's Flight by loneshadow29
4 Aug 2003, 7:06 AM
I got hit on the mask playing paintball once, I stumbled around, into a tree nearly knocking me out, and into the enemies base. My god that was a painful weekend, and as a frequent visitor to dominatris I know real pain. Hmmm, cheese grater on the cock.
on -=Dark_Angel=- RAP by poemwanker
4 Aug 2003, 7:03 AM
stunning, visionary and prophetic (I dearly hope). Actually, I heard DA doesn't have a dick. Lost it to a Russian prospector in a grizzly Haiku tournament in Mongolia.
on The Farmer's In His Den... by Yardbird
4 Aug 2003, 7:00 AM
Well, since foot and mouth, his wife has left him for the vet who put down all his sheep! He's gotta console himself somehow...
on Clay Man by eliastemplar
4 Aug 2003, 6:48 AM
I like it, provocative images of playing God. Creation vs destruction. As a Marine don't you get the piss ripped out of you for being a poet?
on Watching My Childhood Vanish by Caducus
29 Jul 2003, 11:30 AM
tres bien!
on Can you believe this piece of shit was #1? by horus8
29 Jul 2003, 11:28 AM
I remember being 3rd best once. There for a day and then I was gone. Happiest and saddest moment of my life so far. Says something about my 'life'!
on I am the gayest by walrus8
29 Jul 2003, 11:07 AM
Nice work, pooftah!
replying on An Enviable Task by cleverdevice
29 Jul 2003, 10:47 AM
that poemwanker award isn't justified, honestly!
on i will not come to bangladesh by lost in america
8 Jul 2003, 7:57 AM
don't come to bangladesh, its full of bangladeshi's! What, why the reaction? No-one complains when its about the french and their smelly cheese-eating-surrener-monkey antics!
replying on Not quite myselfs. by cleverdevice
8 Jul 2003, 7:52 AM
hold on, i included an eclamation mark, cummon!!!