on Maliced flame by T'ien
27 Nov 2002, 2:19 AM
Yes, incest is truely terrible, eh?
on The North Wind by Ranger
27 Nov 2002, 2:17 AM
I've got a girlfriend, she's called Handgela!!!!! Well she's been good to be since I broke up with my last girlfriend. I say broke up, I catually mean popped.
on American Poem by ASTRO-GLIDE
26 Nov 2002, 2:33 AM
What a pile of wank. I'd rather shag the pope than read this again. Bloody Yanks. Although I thought that 9/11 was awful, It did dispell the myth that the USA isn't invulnerable. Good thing too.
replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 1:47 AM
That is the dwarf olympics. Theres dwarf kicking, midget swinging and also dwarf fights! For gods sake man, don't be sizeist!
replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 1:45 AM
Ever tried kicking dwarves in the head? I'm going for the olympics next year.
on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 1:44 AM
Hey! Yardbird stirkes back, his critics (Dark Angel) are cowering in fear. Swing Yardbird, yeah, with feelin'. The power of a bee-bop saxophonist is leaving me in awe. I have now lost control of not only my legs, but by bladder!
on Sod this! This poem can't rhyme for toffee... by Yardbird
22 Nov 2002, 5:54 AM
Hahahahaha, I know the problem, Dr. Spankenwissenschaften!
on Damn you, Mary Poppins... by Yardbird
22 Nov 2002, 5:44 AM
This works well, methinks.
on Slow death by Blade
19 Nov 2002, 2:35 AM
I think this is bloody brilliant! Especially as I had most input, didn't I blade? Why did you not recognize my worth and add my name somewhere? Inthe title would be nice. And the alternative title should be 'A long fall'. 10
replying on The Sea by Tarquin De La Bog
18 Nov 2002, 2:59 AM
hey, forrest gump may have been autistic, but not this low.
on The Washing by strider1
18 Nov 2002, 2:58 AM
I think this is discrminiatory to all washing machines everywhere, will tumble driers be next? For gods sake is it that bad?
replying on My love for another. by cleverdevice
18 Nov 2002, 2:48 AM
thank you.
on Few Words by Tom Colebrooke
18 Nov 2002, 1:11 AM
Fraid not old chap. Damm matrons tied me up stripped naked in the boiler room. Bet you went to a public school now eh! Oh hello matron. Gosh those stockings look nice on you!
on Football by Tom Colebrooke
18 Nov 2002, 1:10 AM
A A Milne is spinning in his grave, Back then football was for the rough lower classes. But I reckon I can see your point. I too like football, but compare it to tubs of cheap margarine! Hmmmmmmmmm, Stork.
on A Little Life by Tom Colebrooke
18 Nov 2002, 1:08 AM
Excellent. I love innane fun poems.
replying on The Fox by cleverdevice
14 Nov 2002, 6:57 AM
If the foxes don't kill for food, like this example, what do they do it for. It is the fun of it.
on Surreal... by Yardbird
13 Nov 2002, 2:40 AM
An excellent sonnet. Just like the great bards, 'tis indecipherable and incomprehensable. Well done.