on OK, I apologize - it's steaming shite and no mistake, but it was the best I could come up with on the spur of the moment. I'm off to slit my wrists now, since writer's block has sent me spiralling into the depths of the deepest depression in human history... by Yardbird
10 Jan 2003, 3:25 AM
Oh yes, seven years in tibet 2 I think.
on I Had A Little Nut Tree by Yardbird
10 Jan 2003, 3:24 AM
Hahahahahahahaha.
Its bingo! You know bingo right? It's everyones favourite game in Briitain, apprently. Can't say I've played it except in my russian class. 'Adin, tvee, shest, chetyre...' 'Bingo!!!!' 'Say it in Russian!' (Hanging head in shame) 'I can't remember'
on I Celebrate Myself, and sing myself by ChunkyHunkyMonkey
9 Jan 2003, 2:31 AM
Yeah, well, sprechen sie Deutsch? Kanst du spielen der guitarre UND die saxophone. It's je t'amore in french though. I'm also taking a begginers course in Russian so by the end of next year i will be able to speak 4 languages!!!! I like this though, prose is more useful than poetry somethimes.
on she did not by mitchski
7 Jan 2003, 2:39 AM
I like this.
on A Short Letter by Ranger
6 Jan 2003, 8:00 AM
I hate self righteous holier-tha-thou people too. Especially the pope. Cummon, he jacked off as a kid too. U'd better believe it.
on Mannequin (draft) by Ranger
6 Jan 2003, 7:58 AM
Excellent. I share your rage at inanimate objects trying to piss me off. Come on, other people kick the door whent they walk into it too!
on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger
6 Jan 2003, 7:53 AM
Excellent, as a fellow pilosophy student it is sad to see rationalsit thinkers hard work undone by modern empiricists.
on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger
6 Jan 2003, 7:53 AM
Excellent, as a fellow pilosophy student it is sad to see rationalsit thinkers hard work undone by modern imperialists.
on the 'popular' one by joey
5 Dec 2002, 6:31 AM
It does get irritating. Bloody influencing Yank Colleges and soriety clubs.
on Live from Boise Idaho...the cads! by Bachus
3 Dec 2002, 1:43 AM
I think I was there, I grabbed your cock, rememver, that tall muscular 'girl'!
on journey to being the top rapper by kliq
3 Dec 2002, 1:34 AM
Very good, in fact its bad (in true gansta style).
replying on The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird
2 Dec 2002, 5:38 AM
Sorry, should be www.talkorigins.org/faqs/sauropods/sauro pods-structural.html#limbs
replying on The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird
2 Dec 2002, 5:36 AM
Actually I have just thought, are knees defined by knee-caps? Or just the joint between femur and the tibia and fibula? Obviously knees depend on the back legs so your picture is inconclusive. Can you find a picture of an elephants back legs? If you visit www.talkorigins.org/faqs/sauropods-struc tural.html#limbs I think you can actually quite clearly make out the patella, or the knee cap bone. In conclusion, I would now say that although elephants have knee-caps, they still cannot jump because of the sheer mass these wonderful beasts have.
replying on Maliced flame by T'ien
27 Nov 2002, 2:20 AM
Is that Brit shit, or just Lark Angel?
Take your foot off his head!