on OK, I apologize - it's steaming shite and no mistake, but it was the best I could come up with on the spur of the moment. I'm off to slit my wrists now, since writer's block has sent me spiralling into the depths of the deepest depression in human history... by Yardbird
10 Jan 2003, 4:00 AM
Marvellous
on some deleted poem
14 Jan 2003, 6:13 AM
And we all love Horus8 too!
I know you told me about this earlier, Mr CD, but still-this is fucking weird!
I know you told me about this earlier, Mr CD, but still-this is fucking weird!
on some deleted poem
14 Jan 2003, 6:11 AM
Hahahaha! Like it, like it a lot, mon ami! Perhaps on D. Hume's one, replace 'gadget' with 'widget'. It doesn't make any sense, but hey-it rhymes and souns funny!
Here's a revised first one:
There once was a Frog named Descartes
Whose ideas held more gas than farts
He hadn't a clue
And his notions were poo
But he got them from fucking French tarts!
Have a ten, you comic wonderman!
Here's a revised first one:
There once was a Frog named Descartes
Whose ideas held more gas than farts
He hadn't a clue
And his notions were poo
But he got them from fucking French tarts!
Have a ten, you comic wonderman!
on Fugly by Freethinker1602
14 Jan 2003, 1:55 AM
Wonderful proverb here (Chinese, I think)-"Never laugh at a man's dreams, for a person without dreams is nothing" (I think that's how it goes).
on strange beds (1989) by Bill Z Bub
14 Jan 2003, 1:56 AM
Nice work!
on Few Words by Tom Colebrooke
14 Jan 2003, 2:01 AM
Wait...
on some deleted poem
13 Jan 2003, 4:58 AM
Horrible, horrible person.
Even Dark Angel doesn't deserve this. Just.
AND DON'T COPY MY STYLE, SHITFACE!
Even Dark Angel doesn't deserve this. Just.
AND DON'T COPY MY STYLE, SHITFACE!
on Fuck the system by which we live by Lucifer
13 Jan 2003, 2:27 AM
Haahaahaa! Funny! Oh, mirth! Here-I don't rank so poorly.
on Spot the difference by Bobjim
11 Jan 2003, 6:45 AM
Hahahaha!
on some deleted poem
11 Jan 2003, 8:56 AM
Sad.
on some deleted poem
11 Jan 2003, 8:57 AM
Like it.
on Fuckface by poemwanker
11 Jan 2003, 5:57 AM
Fuckface yourself. Wanker.
on I Had A Little Nut Tree by Yardbird
10 Jan 2003, 4:01 AM
Did it start to sprout? Or should that be; "Dide itte beginne to sproutte, dearre sir?"
on Curse fait by Freethinker1602
10 Jan 2003, 12:54 AM
Nice work-4th line from last is very good! 8
on Hector's such a drag by Bachus
10 Jan 2003, 12:56 AM
Someone once told me that I look like General Custer. But I don't have the 'tache!
on some deleted poem
10 Jan 2003, 12:57 AM
Exactly.
on some deleted poem
10 Jan 2003, 12:58 AM
Hi Settle.
on profile of an abuser by inka
10 Jan 2003, 12:59 AM
You will indeedy
on some deleted poem
10 Jan 2003, 1:04 AM
Art indeed.
on Car Crashes by poemwanker
10 Jan 2003, 8:30 AM
Dear god.