on My sad life by Bobjim the II
7 Jan 2003, 12:55 AM
Hnur hnur hnur.
You missed the bit where you fall over and it snaps.
And the bit where the dog thinks it's a sausage and...you know the rest.
Here's a 9 for making me laugh!
You missed the bit where you fall over and it snaps.
And the bit where the dog thinks it's a sausage and...you know the rest.
Here's a 9 for making me laugh!
on Shit happens by Bobjim the II
7 Jan 2003, 1:00 AM
It sure do.
on some deleted poem
6 Jan 2003, 7:59 AM
Hmm...how do I comment on a poem about someone's dad dying? This didn't quite hit me until the end, which really made me think. Also, the second line is very nice...good work. 9
on some deleted poem
6 Jan 2003, 8:16 AM
hnur, hnur, hnur...I can see you've been reading Bobjim's work
on some deleted poem
6 Jan 2003, 8:18 AM
What's wrong with Glenn Miller?
on some deleted poem
6 Jan 2003, 8:25 AM
Worth a ten to make up for the pillocks who voted zero
on some deleted poem
6 Jan 2003, 2:20 AM
Settle, my friend, it's a shame to see you go-I will miss your inventive humour, and obsessive nature towards zzinnia-it was one of the more amusing features of this site...good luck in the future, hopefully you'll log back in sometime say hello etc...
so long, dude! 10
so long, dude! 10
on Exiting Shadows by Caducus
6 Jan 2003, 2:24 AM
Oh yes..."In a chorus of glorious choirs that strip your flesh in fires", what a line...I'll be saying that all day.
Great poem! 9
Great poem! 9
on some deleted poem
6 Jan 2003, 2:27 AM
Oh wow, this is wonderful. I'm not 100 percent sure about the last 2 words, but hey-the rest of it more than makes up for it! Good stuff-10!
on Jewel by cleverdevice
6 Jan 2003, 2:40 AM
Cleverdevice, you rule!
on A Man's Best Friend. by DewDrop
6 Jan 2003, 6:00 AM
Hnufhnufhnuf
Very funny...very, very funny...have 9
Very funny...very, very funny...have 9
on red lorry yellow lorry by deano
6 Jan 2003, 6:01 AM
Fuck off
on Moon and Azalea by Aidaho
6 Jan 2003, 6:03 AM
Damn good!
on Death by dougsoderstrom
6 Jan 2003, 7:54 AM
Haiku: seventeen
syllables in three lines that
mean something useful
Quite.
syllables in three lines that
mean something useful
Quite.
on Remember-me (an ode to those dropped off at the clinic) by Bachus
4 Jan 2003, 9:54 AM
Very funny. Stanza 4 (especially the last line) is excellent. 9
on The poemranker desk by lunar
4 Jan 2003, 8:43 AM
Tis mighty interesting, methinks. Must've taken a minute or two to make, so I'll give ya an 8 for effort. Do you really want Lark Angel?
on some deleted poem
4 Jan 2003, 5:33 AM
The Fox and The Settle
A fox was walking round one day
He saw a man who looked quite gay
He said, "Young man, you're in fine fettle"
To which the man replied "I'm Settle
Settle blossomed some place in Kentucky
He said to the fox "Now fuck me"
But the fox was no bender
He played guitar (a Fender)
And so here our story will finish
Its quality will not be diminished
For the fox fell quite badly sick
Because he bit off Settle's dick
The End (of Settle's manhood)
A fox was walking round one day
He saw a man who looked quite gay
He said, "Young man, you're in fine fettle"
To which the man replied "I'm Settle
Settle blossomed some place in Kentucky
He said to the fox "Now fuck me"
But the fox was no bender
He played guitar (a Fender)
And so here our story will finish
Its quality will not be diminished
For the fox fell quite badly sick
Because he bit off Settle's dick
The End (of Settle's manhood)
on some deleted poem
6 Jan 2003, 7:52 AM
Nice one!
Shouldn't you be working?
Shouldn't you be working?
8