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25-Nov-02/2:35 AM |
Very good, Mr Settle, very good. Would you mind explaining the Mies Van De Rohe part? I don't get it.
Parody-licious
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| Re: Damn chickens by ciantu |
25-Nov-02/2:36 AM |
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What the fuck are you on? I want some too.
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25-Nov-02/2:40 AM |
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| Re: Flamin Monkey's by Blade |
25-Nov-02/3:50 AM |
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Shep, is this an attempt at an autobiography? Is it?
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| Re: Blade by Blade |
25-Nov-02/4:03 AM |
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25-Nov-02/4:05 AM |
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Oh, and by the way-Blade isn't really a wannabe vampire at all, he's just sucker-punched the lot of you, so you can now disregard anyhting he says (like you regarded it anyway...)
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| Re: Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
25-Nov-02/4:26 AM |
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Hey, I've just had a brilliant idea! Let's all kick Yardbird until he stops spewing crap and appreciates a poem for its content (sorry Rich). Anyway, I don't think it's pretentious, just original. Have you ever considered writing a full length story-perhaps something like Lord of the Haemerrhoid Rings?
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| Re: Gilded Stumps of Olde (AN STORY THAT IS NOT AN POEME) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
25-Nov-02/4:32 AM |
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Has anyone read my last comment re Yardbird (on Childe of my Buttocks)? Please consider it to apply here as well. This is the funniest thing on poemranker and is worthy of a top two place-if not number one.
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25-Nov-02/4:37 AM |
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Sweet Jesus, you really are obsessed. Did you type all these, or did you just shortcut copy them? GET A LIFE!!!!!!!
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25-Nov-02/4:40 AM |
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Shall we all vote 10 to get it to the top? Or shall we give it the minus five that it deserves, and hope it burns in hell? The choice is yours...
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| Re: My world Of Emptiness by abbaslittleclingon |
25-Nov-02/4:43 AM |
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I quite like this-it would go well to a Black Sabbath tune (can't remember which one though...) I agree that the first line needs adjusting 8/10
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25-Nov-02/4:46 AM |
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Hmm...interesting. Not worth 9, but not as bad as 3 7/10
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| Re: Ode to a Depleted Uranium Shell by Yardbird |
25-Nov-02/5:00 AM |
Hee hee hee. You've really outdone yourself this time, Yardbird. Immensely funny, yet a frightening amount of realistic potential
(Don't ask) 10/10
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| Re: Ignoranus by Yardbird |
25-Nov-02/5:02 AM |
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| Re: The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird |
25-Nov-02/5:05 AM |
Wonderful fun. Is 'ran my local council up' supposed to be 'rang my local...'? Ok, now I'm nitpicking.
Great fun.
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| Re: Sod this! This poem can't rhyme for toffee... by Yardbird |
25-Nov-02/5:06 AM |
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| Re: AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
25-Nov-02/5:12 AM |
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If 'AIDS in a van' was good, it would be good.
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25-Nov-02/8:18 AM |
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This requires slightly deeper insight than I possess right now (I have just come out of an English lesson, after all)...but still worthy of an 8
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25-Nov-02/8:19 AM |
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25-Nov-02/8:22 AM |
There was a guy who's mind was going
Asked himself Oh Why Mark Owen?
His brain cells stopped after slowing
The net result was this shite poem
Thank you.
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