on some deleted poem
25 Nov 2002, 8:18 AM
This requires slightly deeper insight than I possess right now (I have just come out of an English lesson, after all)...but still worthy of an 8
on some deleted poem
25 Nov 2002, 8:22 AM
There was a guy who's mind was going
Asked himself Oh Why Mark Owen?
His brain cells stopped after slowing
The net result was this shite poem
Thank you.
Asked himself Oh Why Mark Owen?
His brain cells stopped after slowing
The net result was this shite poem
Thank you.
on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
25 Nov 2002, 4:26 AM
Hey, I've just had a brilliant idea! Let's all kick Yardbird until he stops spewing crap and appreciates a poem for its content (sorry Rich). Anyway, I don't think it's pretentious, just original. Have you ever considered writing a full length story-perhaps something like Lord of the Haemerrhoid Rings?
on Gilded Stumps of Olde (AN STORY THAT IS NOT AN POEME) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
25 Nov 2002, 4:32 AM
Has anyone read my last comment re Yardbird (on Childe of my Buttocks)? Please consider it to apply here as well. This is the funniest thing on poemranker and is worthy of a top two place-if not number one.
on some deleted poem
25 Nov 2002, 4:37 AM
Sweet Jesus, you really are obsessed. Did you type all these, or did you just shortcut copy them? GET A LIFE!!!!!!!
on some deleted poem
25 Nov 2002, 4:40 AM
Shall we all vote 10 to get it to the top? Or shall we give it the minus five that it deserves, and hope it burns in hell? The choice is yours...
on My world Of Emptiness by abbaslittleclingon
25 Nov 2002, 4:43 AM
I quite like this-it would go well to a Black Sabbath tune (can't remember which one though...) I agree that the first line needs adjusting 8/10
on Ode to a Depleted Uranium Shell by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 5:00 AM
Hee hee hee. You've really outdone yourself this time, Yardbird. Immensely funny, yet a frightening amount of realistic potential
(Don't ask) 10/10
(Don't ask) 10/10
on The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 5:05 AM
Wonderful fun. Is 'ran my local council up' supposed to be 'rang my local...'? Ok, now I'm nitpicking.
Great fun.
Great fun.
on Sod this! This poem can't rhyme for toffee... by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 5:06 AM
Brilliant!
on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
25 Nov 2002, 5:12 AM
If 'AIDS in a van' was good, it would be good.
on some deleted poem
25 Nov 2002, 2:35 AM
Very good, Mr Settle, very good. Would you mind explaining the Mies Van De Rohe part? I don't get it.
Parody-licious
Parody-licious
on Damn chickens by ciantu
25 Nov 2002, 2:36 AM
What the fuck are you on? I want some too.
on some deleted poem
25 Nov 2002, 2:40 AM
Woo...ooo...ooo
on Flamin Monkey's by Blade
25 Nov 2002, 3:50 AM
Shep, is this an attempt at an autobiography? Is it?
on some deleted poem
25 Nov 2002, 8:19 AM
You fat bastard, you.
on some deleted poem
25 Nov 2002, 4:46 AM
Hmm...interesting. Not worth 9, but not as bad as 3 7/10