on Mum why are grandmas arms so baggy? by ==Doylum
13 Dec 2002, 11:35 AM
good one.9
on Popaul by Nicholas Jones
11 Dec 2002, 5:47 AM
I don't like lamb, but i'm fond of longpig.
on alienheart by Bill Z Bub
11 Dec 2002, 5:49 AM
watch out for them probes.
on Flamin Monkey's by Blade
9 Dec 2002, 12:27 PM
of course you can't, hierophant Agemo-z. hail zaius. give him a hug for me.
on some deleted poem
16 Dec 2002, 9:38 AM
Q: how do you get 10 dead babies into a jar? A: With a blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tostitos. 10.
on Transformers "a higher, vaster, deeper meaning". by Bachus
13 Dec 2002, 11:28 AM
this poem is my new jesus. the transformers totally ROCKED! The 80's ones, not the new stuff.10!
on alienheart by Bill Z Bub
13 Dec 2002, 11:33 AM
Bill, as an unashamed UFO etc. devotee (but a skeptical one), I dig the references. Scully is a total and utter hottie. I'm not into David Lynch, but D&D is one of my guiltier pleasures. I like the poem.
on Some asshole with a shit band. by Plasticgirlwithgun
13 Dec 2002, 11:36 AM
Best bitchiness I've heard in a while. fun lovin' criminals are delightful.
on some deleted poem
13 Dec 2002, 11:38 AM
a little different from your usual, but still mighty.
on Europeans shouldn't mess with Ronald McDonald because one day he will rule their pathetic "continent" by bondjedi
11 Dec 2002, 6:35 AM
I don't like snails, but i hate mcdonald's with copious passion.
on Kentucky Fried Fun by bondjedi
11 Dec 2002, 5:43 AM
yes i'm afraid so.
on Me and Mrs. Jones by bondjedi
11 Dec 2002, 5:45 AM
best poem ever. restored my faith in the world.
on A Sonnet For Santa Claus, Who Hates Jesus, But Likes When You Buy Things by snacktime
11 Dec 2002, 5:25 AM
humbug. i celebrate my birth rather than christ's this time of year. fine poem, though.
on The final freedom of Jason by New Life Drug
11 Dec 2002, 5:27 AM
I was hoping for friday the thirteenth too. my hopes are dashed, as usual. Sigh, back to unnameable rites of foul magic for me..
on Europeans shouldn't mess with Ronald McDonald because one day he will rule their pathetic "continent" by bondjedi
11 Dec 2002, 5:42 AM
lousy french.
on Popaul by Nicholas Jones
11 Dec 2002, 6:32 AM
people taste a little like pork. you can use the same recipes for human as for pork.
on Maria's ways on how to deal with puberty! by little_angel_maria
11 Dec 2002, 6:34 AM
I'd say more the infected rectal polyps.
on some deleted poem
16 Dec 2002, 9:45 AM
that is shit. you know dick-all about alchemy as well as metaphor and it shows.
on some deleted poem
16 Dec 2002, 9:36 AM
Eee! Red dwarf! Glee! you sir, are a true genius. I'll be happy for hours.