replying on THE POEMRANKER SEXCHART VERSION 1.2 FINAL by TanHand
1 Apr 2003, 10:37 AM
I'm still not here either, despite my somewhat well-covered semi-exposed affections. Hmph.
on Wanna Be Porn Star. by spank me baby yeah
1 Apr 2003, 10:32 AM
This poeme was the written equivalent of saltpeter. Dampened my libido for what may be several hours. Boo. In the meantime, lick this zero.
replying on Perversions 7: Viva Las Naked by razorgrin
30 Mar 2003, 12:58 PM
Yeah, I know. Anywho. "hank" is actually three people I've met. they are all alive and well. i think the DVDA one was fun.
on We The People by thepinkbunnyofdoom
26 Mar 2003, 9:45 AM
Yep. Tell me something that all the other schmucks aren't saying. Say it differently. repetitive.
on Disappear by sk8boardandpoems
26 Mar 2003, 9:42 AM
That about sums it up, z.
on if only you could read my mind love by sk8boardandpoems
26 Mar 2003, 9:41 AM
Nurse, fetch me the clearasil drip, stat! We're losing the patient!
on By the way... by sk8boardandpoems
26 Mar 2003, 9:39 AM
Lame. Super lame. Poorly written, not a poem, bracingly awful treatment of the subject. This thing, not unlike most folks (yourself included) should have beeen aborted long ago.
on My Hart by aNgElThAtLiVeS
26 Mar 2003, 9:36 AM
If it were up to me, I'd have you hung by your own intestines and filled with irate fire ants for this poeme. Seriously, what about this is supposed to be a poem? It's just a bunch of obsessive cliches blocked into paragraphs and liberally seasoned with misspellings. Please go and kill yourself now.
on Monday night football, Tueasday? War. by Jeremi B. Handrinos
21 Mar 2003, 6:49 AM
nicely done. the third stanza made me dance, as I made the mistake of attending a protest for shits and giggles yesterday. it was the most depressing spectacle I've seen in ages.
replying on Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin
18 Mar 2003, 11:44 AM
I love that site. If I weren't so damn broke, I'd get all of my offensive garb there.
thankee and xoxo to you.
thankee and xoxo to you.
on The deafening silence in the world or something by Bachus
17 Mar 2003, 11:22 AM
Depeche mode is fucking awesome.
on Return of a Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo
16 Mar 2003, 12:53 PM
yes he is, horus. dee-lite.
on A Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo
16 Mar 2003, 12:52 PM
mad skillz, good sir. they still crack my shit up on the re-read.
replying on Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin
14 Mar 2003, 6:36 AM
the Castlevania remix of the Bach one.
replying on Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin
14 Mar 2003, 6:36 AM
the zombies.
on hard as a rock by <~>
13 Mar 2003, 2:34 PM
brilliant, as usual.
replying on sexy by elizabethann
13 Mar 2003, 2:32 PM
I don't think you got my comment, ugmo. The fact that you bother writing this sad attempt at self-loving suggests that you still have issues about your body. You know, "methinks the lady doth protest too much". The poeme's got all the depth of a gap ad and seems just a cheesy rip-off of that awful "unpretty" song.
on sexy by elizabethann
13 Mar 2003, 2:14 PM
pheh. Scars=drama-queen cries for attention. I have legs the same measurements as Bettie Page's and an ass that could have its own religion. Can't sympathize, sorry. Maybe massive plastic sugery will alleviate your pain?
replying on Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin
13 Mar 2003, 2:10 PM
Maybe.