on Strung by bunniesnangels
13 Mar 2003, 2:09 PM
reminds me of the four wives in the movie "raise the red lantern". Very good.
on Hippy's Ode to Eternity by bondjedi
13 Mar 2003, 2:05 PM
Fun.
on Aries, the God of war by Shardik
13 Mar 2003, 1:55 PM
Holy crap, this is bloody awesome. I have a pair of fairly real-looking ram horns I wear from time to time.
replying on Shouldn't have said anything(please critique and comment) by TrulyUnique0642
10 Mar 2003, 6:48 AM
after you've kicked the tarrasque in the groin, sharks are nothing.
replying on Best Present Ever by razorgrin
10 Mar 2003, 6:44 AM
Aren't they cuddly?
"the oldest emotion of mankind is fear and the oldest fear is that of the unknown" -some guy from providence.
"the oldest emotion of mankind is fear and the oldest fear is that of the unknown" -some guy from providence.
replying on A Buncha Dungeons and Dragons Haiku by razorgrin
10 Mar 2003, 6:42 AM
It's all about riding an Ebony Fly through canyons shooting at manticores with a Mighty Frost Longbow. My armour is glamoured to look like a leather bikini.
replying on A Buncha Dungeons and Dragons Haiku by razorgrin
10 Mar 2003, 6:40 AM
How about an orc in a 10x10 room guarding a pie?
I dig Rogues and clerics, meself. Perhaps with a cop-out ranger level for the 2-weapon fighting.
I dig Rogues and clerics, meself. Perhaps with a cop-out ranger level for the 2-weapon fighting.
on I cannot take this shit(please comment and critique) by TrulyUnique0642
8 Mar 2003, 7:37 PM
hey, you know what they have that you don't? An IQ over room temperature and a functioning set of genitals.
on Shouldn't have said anything(please critique and comment) by TrulyUnique0642
8 Mar 2003, 7:35 PM
Don't worry sweetie. They're just too good for you, is all. zitface.
on To You (Please Critique and comment) by TrulyUnique0642
8 Mar 2003, 7:34 PM
Poorly written and dull. You probably smell.
on Keanu Vs The mystery of life by Shardik
8 Mar 2003, 7:09 PM
whoa...
replying on No One by sk8boardandpoems
7 Mar 2003, 1:14 PM
Fair enough.
replying on Perversions 5: Kink vs. Mothra by razorgrin
4 Mar 2003, 8:52 PM
Maybe you just suck. I have talent out the wazoo. You're the only one who complains, possibly only due to your own thwarted sex drive. See an analyst. I am a sexual surrealist genius. In closing, fuck you and the horse you long for, assmaggot.
on Clown of Misery II by nocturnalism
28 Feb 2003, 9:42 AM
This has got to be the lamest reject metal song since Twisted Wizard. Fabio Lione could totally kick your ass.
on Fuck the system by which we live by Lucifer
28 Feb 2003, 9:38 AM
Blahblahblah. i'm a better pornographer than you, so there.Yonic 0.
on Ten new questions from Dan Rather by horus8
28 Feb 2003, 6:49 AM
I would suggest another thing wrong with good Mr.Bush: everything he is. Get to the problem at its source.
replying on Perversions 6: Judgement Day by razorgrin
28 Feb 2003, 6:46 AM
I would be likelier to take offense if you had managed to spell properly/string together a half-decent sentence. As you have not, I take none at all, you sad little blob of leftover Cher parts. Have a nice day, Asshat.:)
replying on Perversions 6: Judgement Day by razorgrin
28 Feb 2003, 6:34 AM
No on the nobgoblin, yes on the voodoo. Theoretically one could do it online, depending on whether one is particularly flexible about the fingers and toes...
on On coming across a field of deer one afternoon by <~>
27 Feb 2003, 11:15 AM
Beautiful.