on some deleted poem
15 Oct 2003, 7:26 AM
As a scholar at the "Grammatical Scholaria Royale", as I like to call it, I find this poem to be a product of a combination of idiocy, geekness and blatant homosexual tendencies towards certain members of staff. Do not befoul our school with your presence by turning up tommorrow or ever again!
on some deleted poem
15 Oct 2003, 7:36 AM
As a poem, I don't think much of the first bit. The second bits kind of nice though (which means a lot coming from me, read my comments and see). A 10 on principle and I would now advise against reading my "Ode to Necrophilia".
on Stick orgy by Bobjim_returns
9 Apr 2003, 3:34 PM
Ah, sweet porno.
Oh, wait. I've e-jack-ulated.
Oh, wait. I've e-jack-ulated.
on some deleted poem
14 Apr 2003, 11:56 AM
This conjurs up some nice images in my head. Just imagine the fun they can have together using Gandalf's magic and think what Magneto could do with a metal dildo. Add the fact that they're the same person...10!
on some deleted poem
9 Apr 2003, 1:36 PM
Take the Queer Test
First find a mirror
Now, smack TanHand with it.
HOMOPHOBE
First find a mirror
Now, smack TanHand with it.
HOMOPHOBE
on I Love My Socks by Bazilla
9 Apr 2003, 1:50 PM
What colour socks?
on some deleted poem
8 Apr 2003, 12:12 PM
Change 'hob' to 'nob'.
on Down Lovers Lane by Mr Pig
8 Apr 2003, 12:20 PM
A short poem to commemorate my morning:
A young man of passions quite gingery
Tore a hole in his sisters best lingerie
He slapped her behind
And made up his mind
To add incest to insult and injury
A young man of passions quite gingery
Tore a hole in his sisters best lingerie
He slapped her behind
And made up his mind
To add incest to insult and injury
on My Hart by aNgElThAtLiVeS
25 Mar 2003, 1:43 PM
Hart is a wild woodland deer ( or something).
on some deleted poem
25 Mar 2003, 1:49 PM
Wow. Nice one.
No, really.
(my first (and probly only) compliment)
No, really.
(my first (and probly only) compliment)
on Shut Up by openwounds
24 Mar 2003, 1:24 PM
Kinky.
on His Dying Words (2nd draft) by Ranger
24 Mar 2003, 1:31 PM
INCEST!!!!!!
on some deleted poem
24 Mar 2003, 1:35 PM
I said don't squeal, Bitch!
on THE INTERNET by TanHand
24 Mar 2003, 1:38 PM
You sad, sad, sad fuck. (shakes head in pity)
on some deleted poem
24 Mar 2003, 1:47 PM
That turns me on, and it's deeply disturbing......
on Crucifixion by Mr Pig
25 Mar 2003, 3:46 PM
Why the fuck is this in the top 10?
on some deleted poem
25 Mar 2003, 1:45 PM
WHACK SMACK PUSH BUGGER
STUPID TWAT
STUPID TWAT
on Jesus and the spider (Should have bought a GT 500 Glider) by Don-Quixote
27 Oct 2003, 12:14 PM
What an interesting poem. Did you know that Jesus was actually a spider?
on i love this shit by Yatasuma
5 Nov 2003, 1:46 AM
I give you 1 for having the correct number of syllables.