on some deleted poem
18 Jan 2003, 10:48 AM
Seen it before.
on Few Words by Tom Colebrooke
16 Feb 2003, 12:16 AM
This is bloody brilliant!
on The Farmer's In His Den... by Yardbird
27 Jun 2003, 4:07 PM
Stow it dude.
on TeEn PoEtRy ShOlD dIe by teenpoetryshoulddie
25 Jun 2003, 5:17 AM
"ShOID dIe"? "SHOID die"? What fucking planet are you on? Perhaps instead of whining about other people's poetry you should get off your fat ass and write something readable yourself. Then when you're the top poet on this site you can be an arsehole and we won't mind.
Here's a better one:
"ILlItERate pOEts ShoUlD DiE" (Free verse) by poemwanker
Little arseholes
on an undeserving site
Writing something
to piss off others
Show it to us
Who really couldn't care less
Where would we be
If we let -=Dark_Angel=- pilot the pirate ship?
Here's a better one:
"ILlItERate pOEts ShoUlD DiE" (Free verse) by poemwanker
Little arseholes
on an undeserving site
Writing something
to piss off others
Show it to us
Who really couldn't care less
Where would we be
If we let -=Dark_Angel=- pilot the pirate ship?
on My girl by simone_girard
23 Jun 2003, 4:15 AM
TENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is incredible beautiful emotional and I hope you all end up sitting on a parsnip. Preferably the same parsnip.
AND before you all forget that this is a poor attempt to imitate maria, blade and all the other truly shite poets on this site I am giving it a magnificent vote in order to make it rise up off the bottom like dark angel's cock.
AND before you all forget that this is a poor attempt to imitate maria, blade and all the other truly shite poets on this site I am giving it a magnificent vote in order to make it rise up off the bottom like dark angel's cock.
on The Poem To End All Poems by Zubster
16 Feb 2003, 12:25 AM
Have you ever considered that the purple and red fire might be iodine in your cooker? If so you deserve all the sandwiches you get.
on Of Bobjims (An actual poem this time!?!) by Bobjim
15 Feb 2003, 4:54 PM
Wankers of the world unite! And lets have the porn
on some deleted poem
19 Apr 2003, 1:43 AM
i wish you were my momma settle
on Disgusting Stickmen by Bobjim
17 Jan 2003, 2:05 PM
Hey, great-you got yaself a poemWanker award!
I hope there's one for abusive language. If not, fuck.
Good to see *someone's* trying to put porn on this site, it's just what we need!
I hope there's one for abusive language. If not, fuck.
Good to see *someone's* trying to put porn on this site, it's just what we need!
on Love by simone_girard
27 Jun 2003, 4:15 PM
I want to say that all of you are tits. The poem sucks too.
on Green on White by geewhiz1962
19 Apr 2003, 1:44 AM
Green on white? why didn't you write a poem about mouldy bread?
on Spring Rolls by Ranger
21 Jan 2003, 4:53 AM
Very springy.
on Untitled *involves taking pills and cutting with razors* by AskittlesK
22 Mar 2004, 7:49 AM
I'm sizzling as I get busy.
Sitting on the hob is the chip pan
O! Why did I seat
My flammable rear
At such an inopportune time?
-7-
Sitting on the hob is the chip pan
O! Why did I seat
My flammable rear
At such an inopportune time?
-7-
on Poetry in action by Bobjim
22 Mar 2004, 7:53 AM
You know, alcohol works just as well.
There lives near the home of this dude
A girl who I've never seen nude
Her dress sense is blessed
But I wish she'd wear less
Right, fuck this, I'm off for some food
Cheerio old boy
There lives near the home of this dude
A girl who I've never seen nude
Her dress sense is blessed
But I wish she'd wear less
Right, fuck this, I'm off for some food
Cheerio old boy
on Depression by terbenaw
22 Mar 2004, 7:56 AM
Consider the lily.
Invigorated spandangled horsemonkey
Invigorated spandangled horsemonkey
on some deleted poem
22 Mar 2004, 7:58 AM
Although every man shall be measured by the length of his rod, I cannot help but feel that frolics on a summer's day would be qualified better with a hint of Spain.
on be yourself by PhSbLoNdE569
22 Mar 2004, 8:03 AM
What if 'yourself' is a Hitler-esque dictator, convinced that the Jews should be killed?
Oh go on.
-5-
Oh go on.
-5-
on Senseless Murder by Sapphire2589
22 Mar 2004, 8:09 AM
10.