Yeah that happens but I never really had a problem with it. This is about my aunt who is just closed minded and set in her ways. I spent a month at her house and although she's a really nice lady she likes to talk about things she doesn't know about. She gets most of her (mis)information from church groups and neighbors. It's sad but doesn't do any harm so I'm just not bothering with it.

When some mother birds sense danger to their chicks they'll pretend they broke their wing and flap around to distract the predator.

You really think of it as childish? How'd you get to that?

I'm almost offended but I'd like an explination before I go that far.

Thanks. I needed a laugh. Excuse me while I call the police.

Two years ago I broke up with a woman.
For a year she stalked me.
Then I told her off to save my roommate.
Tonight.... last night she came to my door.
Inspiration and a half.


Oh and she's still out there crying.

If I end up finishing the other one it will fit it much better. I've never felt so..... violent before. At least not towards others.

It was highly intentional. I think I might take that back out of the title and use it for another work that I'm errr.... working on.

How about a little bit more constructive criticism?

I know it needs work. Just getting it out and down and giving it some time for now. An eight is a lot more than I expected.

At......?

I just went with the end results.

Advantage and self-interest.

I know we could delve much deeper and find all kinds of fun stuff and I might actually be up for it but for now I like being a conceited asshole.

(Actually it's just that like JB, I'm off to bed. Keep up the good work.)

So what it all boils down to is I'm a conceited asshole who actually is above you, eh?

lol That's great.

Rapscallion, eh? Heh, thanks. It means a lot coming from you. Thanks for the help along the way.

Well what do you want me to do about it? It's not like I can do it here. All you have to do is get AIM and you can see what it is. I'll even let you use one of my dead accounts to log on.

Dude, take him up on this. He helped me before and it's worth it. Plus he's a hottie. :o

I'm kidding about the hottie thing but really he's what you want. Someone who knows what they're talking about and won't bull shit you about it. He's not hampered by styles or subject matter either. He and I don't write anything alike most of the time and he still did a great job.

Oh well. I tried. Guess you'll never know.

lol. I'd serve her dry dog shit all day unless she actually wanted it.

You get your present in AIM yet?