on Good King Brownceslas by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
26 Feb 2004, 3:03 AM
Superb.
on I don't wanna be me by AskittlesK
26 Feb 2004, 3:10 AM
Have you thought of setting this to music and having Rick Walla sing it?
on some deleted poem
1 Mar 2004, 8:48 AM
This poem disgusts me. It probably excites you. That's the difference between a Californian hippy sculptor and an English Gentleman.
on some deleted poem
3 Mar 2004, 12:58 AM
May I say, without any unintentional equivication, that this is the shittest thing you have done. My three year old niece produces more thought provoking stools.
Correspondence may not be entered in to, this is just plain shit.
Correspondence may not be entered in to, this is just plain shit.
on some deleted poem
3 Mar 2004, 4:41 AM
CAPITAL, critter!
Stoned obfuscation,
Facial Fuzz, no cock.
Stoned obfuscation,
Facial Fuzz, no cock.
on some deleted poem
4 Mar 2004, 3:54 AM
Well, the first two lines of the third verse are a compltete rip off of John Lennon. however as the general theme of this poem is that you are such a happy go lucky chap you won't be to offended when I state: This poem is male ejaculent on the side of a lesbians face ergo ipso facto not needed on this site.
on some deleted poem
18 Mar 2004, 5:53 AM
Yes the Irish are a delighful set of gypsy, road tarmacing, incomprehensible, foul mouthed, alcholic, unkempt, US Funded, EU Funded, UK Funded, Catholic bigots. Their terrorist tenadancies are only bettered by the children of Islam as are their views on religous orthadoxy. All hail the glorious misrepresentation of the Irish engendered by the old US. And, they are to be congratulated, heartily, on a flag which contains green, white and orange.
on The Pedestal by Richard
19 Mar 2004, 4:10 AM
"The Pederast" more like LOLTTM WTF?
on The Girl With the Tye-Dyed Hair by wilco
30 Mar 2004, 7:22 AM
A veritable lifetime of boil in the bag faeces.
on Try, Please Try by Spindle
30 Mar 2004, 7:25 AM
A fully ripened cadaver's glans.
on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry
2 Apr 2004, 12:02 AM
Nice poem dicksplat.
on some deleted poem
31 Mar 2004, 6:16 AM
How and why are you so creative?
on Jesus-f-ingChrist I'm Sober by embersandenvelopes
1 Apr 2004, 2:40 AM
An accident involving your bum and a gay man's knob.
on some deleted poem
1 Apr 2004, 2:43 AM
A crab nappy.
on ode to summer dreams by jsd
2 Apr 2004, 4:50 AM
This poem could amaze,
In many different ways,
However if it stays,
I will forfeit my lunch out of my bum before reaching a loo.
In many different ways,
However if it stays,
I will forfeit my lunch out of my bum before reaching a loo.
on lullaby by the indign
2 Apr 2004, 4:53 AM
Give me a poem less rubbish,
And i will it furnish,
A mark of more than two,
For at the moment it has made me revrse-void my lunch all over my seat.
And i will it furnish,
A mark of more than two,
For at the moment it has made me revrse-void my lunch all over my seat.
on Shelley by King Abdullah II
2 Apr 2004, 5:04 AM
This poem is gayness personified.
on some deleted poem
2 Apr 2004, 6:16 AM
tomcheese,
It appears that you are forever duty bound to remain peripheral.
Oh yeah, I forgot, you're Canadian.
It appears that you are forever duty bound to remain peripheral.
Oh yeah, I forgot, you're Canadian.
on Hologram glasses by zodiac
5 Apr 2004, 4:17 AM
A swollen testicle of iniquity.
on Submission by Patsy
5 Apr 2004, 4:18 AM
A voided colon of empty sentiments.