on Half a dozen by thepinkbunnyofdoom
31 Mar 2005, 3:11 AM
Do you and CLS show each other your bits over the internet - I suppose it's easier for CLS to do so as they are detachable.
replying on Make Music in Your Heart by Dovina
29 Mar 2005, 11:54 PM
Do you honestly think I still read your poemes before commenting? Dear God! you haven't grasped this at all have you?All your poemes are pervaded by a desperation to be in some way recognised as a genius - you are therefore deserving only of flippant trumps in response.
replying on Reasonably Good by Dovina
29 Mar 2005, 7:00 AM
If you two aren't careful you will disappear in a colossal cloud of stultified guff.
on How to treat young ladies by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
29 Mar 2005, 6:30 AM
Not forgetting Cholmondeley-Belvoir,
Who smites them with his golden retriever;
Or that Cad, Hesketh-Horace,
who prefers to bite of their clitoris.
Who smites them with his golden retriever;
Or that Cad, Hesketh-Horace,
who prefers to bite of their clitoris.
on Make Music in Your Heart by Dovina
29 Mar 2005, 3:15 AM
Too much flummery.
on Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
24 Mar 2005, 7:23 AM
There once was a young girl from Milwaukee,
Who went off west to star in a "talkie",
Alas, that her fate,
Was to star with horus8,
After which her movements were gawky.
Who went off west to star in a "talkie",
Alas, that her fate,
Was to star with horus8,
After which her movements were gawky.
replying on The Universe by durr_T_hip_E
24 Mar 2005, 12:59 AM
Please do not associate my comments with those of any other user on this website. The fact that "we" (meaning the majority of people to have posted comments on your poems) find your poetry an unremitting conveyor belt of bow'l sausages is solely down to your own boulangarie of failure.
replying on Reasonably Good by Dovina
23 Mar 2005, 8:48 AM
But so are my pants.
replying on Reasonably Good by Dovina
23 Mar 2005, 8:48 AM
Your minds a mess.
on Reasonably Good by Dovina
23 Mar 2005, 8:38 AM
Spunky.
on The Universe by durr_T_hip_E
23 Mar 2005, 8:33 AM
Awesome - put the word shit in front of every word and you have it.
on "America The Beautiful" by jroday
17 Mar 2005, 5:39 AM
That it is a fantastic anthem for all the confused members of the human race. Your various points seem to be:
1) America spends more on space travel than finding a cure for disease. I believe US companies would love to find a cure for AIDS and cancer as it would make them more money - I don't believe there is a direct correlation between the budgets of NASA and Pfizer.
2) Because America is wealthy it should not have homeless people. Bow'ls.
3) The law backs the wealthy against the "people". Bernie Ebbers would probably back you right to the point where he goes down for 80 years.
4) By invading a despotic state whose main aim was to cause as much turbulence in the Middle East as possible the safety and security of the United states has been in some way compromised. How many terrorist bombings have there been in the USA since the overthrow of the regimes in Iraq and Afghanistan?
5) Never has the USA been more united never has a president received such an enhanced majority in favour of his previous term in office, never have so few disgruntled lefties whinged quite so loudly.
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1) America spends more on space travel than finding a cure for disease. I believe US companies would love to find a cure for AIDS and cancer as it would make them more money - I don't believe there is a direct correlation between the budgets of NASA and Pfizer.
2) Because America is wealthy it should not have homeless people. Bow'ls.
3) The law backs the wealthy against the "people". Bernie Ebbers would probably back you right to the point where he goes down for 80 years.
4) By invading a despotic state whose main aim was to cause as much turbulence in the Middle East as possible the safety and security of the United states has been in some way compromised. How many terrorist bombings have there been in the USA since the overthrow of the regimes in Iraq and Afghanistan?
5) Never has the USA been more united never has a president received such an enhanced majority in favour of his previous term in office, never have so few disgruntled lefties whinged quite so loudly.
-10-
replying on How to make a suicide bomber by Caducus
14 Mar 2005, 4:39 AM
Quite - and if you will allow me - Right.
on On Reading by the_poetess
14 Mar 2005, 4:09 AM
Is this Reading in Berks? or did you mean reading?
on How to make a suicide bomber by Caducus
14 Mar 2005, 4:02 AM
No, No, No, No, NO!
I am going to say something controversial, but what differentiates me from a suicide bomber is a Christian education and looking bulky without having to wear a belt of C4.
I am going to say something controversial, but what differentiates me from a suicide bomber is a Christian education and looking bulky without having to wear a belt of C4.
on Oceans love song by Stacy Stewart
11 Mar 2005, 7:33 AM
line 4: change gentle to genital and I will upgrade my 0 to a 2.
on Questions for CLS by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
11 Mar 2005, 6:24 AM
-=100000000000=-
replying on Fat girls Who Wear Short Skirts During Winter Quarter by DurtKL
9 Mar 2005, 1:31 AM
Cardiff, the capital city of Wales (an EU sponsored principality of England), is a city rife with the corpulent females you describe above. On a Saturday night I have found myself face to breast with their bulbous, pallid, vein infused flesh. I feel your poem lacks commentary on the fact pretty much every chap in the world has ended up jockeying one of these engorged gwats when he has had little too much sauce.
on Fat girls Who Wear Short Skirts During Winter Quarter by DurtKL
8 Mar 2005, 5:23 AM
have you ever been to Cardiff? - 10 -