replying on Mid Years by Dovina
13 May 2005, 1:15 AM
Dovina, you must have realised by now, the way I artfully swagger around leaving damp patches all over poemes, that my virility is in no way an illusion; why I only have to walk past a lady and she will be struck my morning sickness.
replying on Waffleman by Stephen Robins
3 May 2005, 2:29 PM
Silly cunt.
replying on Waffleman by Stephen Robins
3 May 2005, 2:29 PM
It is a real song in so far as it is written lyrics which accompany an offbeat reggae tune. It is about a friend of mine who pursued a different, less successful, career path than me. He became a surf bum/waffleman who is living the dream by spending the entirety of his life making waffles for tourists in Devon. And he makes damn bad waffles.
on PLEASE VOTE FOR MELANIE by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
3 May 2005, 2:29 PM
Vote for blonde, bubbly right winger?
Or a fat lesbian minger?
It's Mel for me,
For she's the Tory,
To make Peter Snow a swinger.
Now that fat truck of a mess from labour!
Why, only a body transplant could save her,
The size of her belly,
And her cunt's like a welly,
Filled with communist jelly.
The lib dem is as plain as a door,
Without paint or other decor,
Tax and spend is the vow,
Of this skinny frau,
She is easy to abhor.
Or a fat lesbian minger?
It's Mel for me,
For she's the Tory,
To make Peter Snow a swinger.
Now that fat truck of a mess from labour!
Why, only a body transplant could save her,
The size of her belly,
And her cunt's like a welly,
Filled with communist jelly.
The lib dem is as plain as a door,
Without paint or other decor,
Tax and spend is the vow,
Of this skinny frau,
She is easy to abhor.
on A greater purpose? by Damien
25 Apr 2005, 6:15 AM
Awesome.
replying on Trying to get signed? by Damien
15 Apr 2005, 8:31 AM
You're right, it seems like its easier to some people to knock you down rather than build you up. If only everyone could be honest with themsleves and speak from the heart rather than the bottom. It seeems like no one wants to be nice anymore but have to knock people down to make themselves feel better about their inadequacies. :(
on 15 Minute poem by Damien
15 Apr 2005, 6:18 AM
Excellent retort. Your open expressions really come through without the use of grammar - It has certainly altered the way I view poetry. -9-
replying on Trying to get signed? by Damien
15 Apr 2005, 6:15 AM
What are you on about? Goad you really have never made any sense, and now your upsetting new users like damien. I think it's about time we started to foster friendly relations with new users rather than just trumping randomly offensive meaningless vermin-like comments.
replying on Trying to get signed? by Damien
15 Apr 2005, 1:18 AM
:)
replying on Utensils of creation by Damien
14 Apr 2005, 5:08 AM
What the fuck do you know?
replying on Utensils of creation by Damien
14 Apr 2005, 5:07 AM
Zodiac is a bit of an idiot - read his work if you want proof - ignore him, he just goes around trying to besmirch everyone's work when actually he is a bit of a dunce himself. I like this poem and certainly feel the last couple of lines are powerful. -9-
on Trying to get signed? by Damien
14 Apr 2005, 5:04 AM
Clever rhyme stategy. I don't want to be identified with zodiac's rude ranting all over you last poem but this poem may read better if there was a concession to grammar? anyway I think as it stands it's worth an eight of anybody's votes.
on Homecoming by Dovina
13 Apr 2005, 5:13 AM
Congratulations.
on I still love you by Prince of Void
6 Apr 2005, 1:07 AM
This poem or (other) is extremely rubbish.
on Moments (or) Suicide by Dovina
6 Apr 2005, 1:06 AM
The once warming, nay, comforting shroud of guff that surrounded your work, like a brown halo, has been penetrated by a sharp incision of failure hence the above poem receives a fitting vote of -4- :{
on Standing by the Sea by thepinkbunnyofdoom
31 Mar 2005, 3:16 AM
You nonce.
on James The Dashing Pirate by thepinkbunnyofdoom
31 Mar 2005, 3:14 AM
Name me one person called Jason who is not a collossal cockwound.
on Twilight Affair by thepinkbunnyofdoom
31 Mar 2005, 3:13 AM
Do you possess an innie or an outie? (penis that is)
on A Little Further by thepinkbunnyofdoom
31 Mar 2005, 3:12 AM
Appallingly damp.