replying on It's Time by PoeticXTC
10 Jan 2006, 7:10 AM
That last comment is a complete lie. South Africa is run by Aids, for Aids. Don't believe M'beki; its infected him and made him its ally in its quest for world domination. it is real and it is powerful, if we are not careful it could spread outside of the blacks and gorillas who mate with each other and consume the whole world in some kind of pandemic
replying on "46 million babies a year" by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
11 Oct 2005, 12:50 PM
That's pretty fucking incisive. What I still don't understand about this cunt God is why he is such a petty minded fucker. This fucking God is a dull cunt - like some kind of busy body housewife - put the table against that wall no not that wall, that wall, it is the will of god that there should be a big table up there with a fucking great big cross on it to symbolise my ultimate sacrifice now fucking set to it and none of your arguing you fucking Protestants of course I want my house to be nice - who wants to fucking live in a whitewashed barn now get some fucking bling on the walls like the Catholics you cunts. As for you fucking Jews lose the fucking dreadlocks you look like my rastifarian children who are all errant stoners.
on "46 million babies a year" by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
29 Sep 2005, 9:12 AM
Then holy trinity can thus be explained,
As a squeeze, a wipe and flush,
And like Jesu on the cross we are pained,
To break it in half with a brush.
Can I ask a question, why are Chriatians so selective in their reading of the 0ld Testament? Why do they like Noah but ignore chopping off their foreskins? Is 'cos Jesus taught us that that was all outdated tosh?
As a squeeze, a wipe and flush,
And like Jesu on the cross we are pained,
To break it in half with a brush.
Can I ask a question, why are Chriatians so selective in their reading of the 0ld Testament? Why do they like Noah but ignore chopping off their foreskins? Is 'cos Jesus taught us that that was all outdated tosh?
on Night Shift by ALChemy
22 Aug 2005, 10:52 AM
Immense.
on Ain,t Life Fuckin Great,(part2 The Stone Man) by Bethy
9 Aug 2005, 2:34 PM
Clever, Sad and droopy.
replying on Stabbed with a Carrot by T. Jonathron Remp
8 Aug 2005, 1:14 PM
thanks you colossal stain.
replying on SO DON'T GIVE UP ON YOUR LOVE by prettyktm
25 Jul 2005, 11:42 AM
Dovina, only waddling middle adged lezzas with no confidence in their butch looks preface a comment with the expression "I mean".
on THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK by prettyktm
25 Jul 2005, 11:32 AM
Richard Whiteley once told me to fuck off. I think he meant the message to be passed on to you from beyond the grave.
on Stabbed with a Carrot by T. Jonathron Remp
25 Jul 2005, 11:31 AM
If gayness could be reduced to its raw intrinsic matter and then condensed into some form of compound it would be a potion on which you would daily have gorged until your bottom was as dilated as a blue whales snatch.
on My Golden Birthday by jessicazee
25 Jul 2005, 11:28 AM
A terrible ripple of bottom fat on an otherwise blemish-free nappy.
Shut up Blue Magpie, do relish techinical detail if so you miss the point of poetry. Imagine your take on the work of Wordsworth:
"I wandered lonely as a cloud"
Actually, clouds can't be lonely as they are formed of water vapour and don't have feelings, and often clouds appear in groups known as "fronts" so even if they did have feelings, which they don't, then they would not actually be lonely.
you birk.
"I wandered lonely as a cloud"
Actually, clouds can't be lonely as they are formed of water vapour and don't have feelings, and often clouds appear in groups known as "fronts" so even if they did have feelings, which they don't, then they would not actually be lonely.
you birk.
on Fair Warning by cockmage
2 Jun 2005, 3:03 AM
Please keep the picture of his beard.
on Thanks again by Everyone
16 May 2005, 8:34 AM
I did not betray my friend Damien by publishing this filth.
on I want to know what a lifes like.... by Damien
16 May 2005, 7:45 AM
Good - not sure about the use of a / in the poem it leads to a question without the tell tale sign of a ? to signify such. However it still throughs some awesome shapes.
on On the Bank of Lake Michigan by jessicazee
16 May 2005, 7:42 AM
Disappointing.
If I may be allowed to interupt and exposulate forth an opinion; The two most important aspects in a relationship are oral sex and anal sex. A willingness on behalf of both parties to willingly give the other partner oral sex will ensure a happy, lomng lasting relationship, a willingness to submit to anal sex may allow for initial excitement but will, after a period of months/year, create such revulsion as to render the relationship a disgustingly sagged Dovina.
I take your issue over the economy of relationships. Imagine, if you will, an x axis marked $ per shag and a y axis marked time. I believe that given the high initial costs in a relationship with low initial sex count that an immediate release would be cheaper if purchased at say $60 for an hour. In fact, given that relationships also require monthly management fees for dinner, initially contraception, gifts and the fact you can't actually have the filthy sex your require for at least six months purchasing sex from a professional is in fact a more efficient method of obtaining regular, and crucially - satisfactory - release, with greater variety and with professionals who are not rendered incapable once a month due to stuffing themselves with jam rags.