on Maybe I Wasnât Born on a Foolâs Day by Dovina
12 Apr 2006, 5:45 AM
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replying on Muff by Stephen Robins
21 Mar 2006, 8:25 AM
Quite frankly, no:
http://www.made-in-korea.co.uk/ben_fogle
I have had the honour to be Ben Fogle's proximity on two occasions. The first was at a game of polo where he wore a splendid tweed ensemble finished off with a rakish pair of Wellington Boots. The gash was quite literrely swooning all over him as he lisped about the latest series of animal park.
The second occasion was on a beach in Devon where he defied common decency and bestrode the golden sands in nought but a pair of speedos. To say the g'wat were having wide ons all over the beach is to ignore the frantic rustling as they rubbed their pubic mounds.
He is an example to us all.
http://www.made-in-korea.co.uk/ben_fogle
I have had the honour to be Ben Fogle's proximity on two occasions. The first was at a game of polo where he wore a splendid tweed ensemble finished off with a rakish pair of Wellington Boots. The gash was quite literrely swooning all over him as he lisped about the latest series of animal park.
The second occasion was on a beach in Devon where he defied common decency and bestrode the golden sands in nought but a pair of speedos. To say the g'wat were having wide ons all over the beach is to ignore the frantic rustling as they rubbed their pubic mounds.
He is an example to us all.
on Perils of the Learning Curve by Dovina
21 Mar 2006, 7:55 AM
I suggest you use a splint in the middle of the poem to try and hold this limp flaccid work together.
replying on Muff by Stephen Robins
21 Mar 2006, 7:53 AM
Ben Fogle is indeed deserving of a lexcion of praise. I can not think of a pleasant adjective that would look out of place in front of his name:
Valiant Ben Fogle
Blissful Ben Fogle
Brave Ben Fogle
Gleaming Ben Fogle
Dewy eyed Ben Fogle
Whereas the inverse is true of John Craven:
Nasty John Craven
Withered John Craven
Predatory John Craven
Drug-crazed John Craven
And as for that whoare Kate Humble:
No-gag-reflex Kate Humble
Gobby Kate Humble
Leaking Kate Humble
Valiant Ben Fogle
Blissful Ben Fogle
Brave Ben Fogle
Gleaming Ben Fogle
Dewy eyed Ben Fogle
Whereas the inverse is true of John Craven:
Nasty John Craven
Withered John Craven
Predatory John Craven
Drug-crazed John Craven
And as for that whoare Kate Humble:
No-gag-reflex Kate Humble
Gobby Kate Humble
Leaking Kate Humble
on The Peccadillary by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
21 Mar 2006, 4:32 AM
Very droll squire, very droll indeed.
replying on No other limericks? by gothwalk
21 Mar 2006, 4:31 AM
Awesome voting!
replying on Muff by Stephen Robins
21 Mar 2006, 4:30 AM
That comment could be applied to any of my "poetry".
on Historical Epic by Bobjim
17 Feb 2006, 7:49 AM
A throbbing nimbus of sperm.
replying on Recognition by nentwined
16 Feb 2006, 7:16 AM
Your powers of deduction are astoundingly inaccurate.
I am clearly not the "guy" who has been logging in with fake usernames. Check user by IPS for confirmation; you will find I have two Stephen Robins and fuzzylogicisatwat.
I am in no way a fan of Zodiac or any of his aliases. He writes appallingly damp poemes about tender issues which have no place being thought about by a man.
Fraser Allonby, the real culprit, is a massive fat man who blunders around like somekind of pederast's stiffy at morning break, leaving colossal signs of his bad breeding and horrendous usage of the nomanitive accusative to impart his appalling ill-thought out verse. Read "Junior Trees" if you would like confirmation.
I am clearly not the "guy" who has been logging in with fake usernames. Check user by IPS for confirmation; you will find I have two Stephen Robins and fuzzylogicisatwat.
I am in no way a fan of Zodiac or any of his aliases. He writes appallingly damp poemes about tender issues which have no place being thought about by a man.
Fraser Allonby, the real culprit, is a massive fat man who blunders around like somekind of pederast's stiffy at morning break, leaving colossal signs of his bad breeding and horrendous usage of the nomanitive accusative to impart his appalling ill-thought out verse. Read "Junior Trees" if you would like confirmation.
replying on Recognition by nentwined
16 Feb 2006, 6:15 AM
You colossal cunt. "stealing usernames?"
on hendrimike is totally gay by wzodlacw
13 Feb 2006, 8:36 AM
Totally gay!
replying on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone
13 Feb 2006, 8:01 AM
Fraser's legs are now dso big he has dispensed with trousers safe in the knowledge that he is so fat no one will ever be able to guess he has genitals.
There once was a barrister so fat,
He left destruction whe're he sat,
His cock disappeared,
And it was feared,
That he'd grown a fat twat.
There once was a barrister so fat,
He left destruction whe're he sat,
His cock disappeared,
And it was feared,
That he'd grown a fat twat.
on patty t is totally gay by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
13 Feb 2006, 6:25 AM
clever. + true.
replying on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone
13 Feb 2006, 6:20 AM
1 b is actually me. Fucker.
on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone
13 Feb 2006, 6:06 AM
I bearded my negro with a breast,
And entered him in a beauty contest,
But the boobies were pale,
And looked wrong on a male,
He went down a storm in the Mid West!
I bearded my Jesus in the Koran,
And bade him march on Xian,
But the city in China,
Gave our Negro a shiner,
Thereby abandoning our rapprochement!
And entered him in a beauty contest,
But the boobies were pale,
And looked wrong on a male,
He went down a storm in the Mid West!
I bearded my Jesus in the Koran,
And bade him march on Xian,
But the city in China,
Gave our Negro a shiner,
Thereby abandoning our rapprochement!
on My Fatherâs World by Dovina
9 Feb 2006, 6:35 AM
Proof, if it were needed, that you can't polish a turd.
on The copper man and Labrador by Caducus
10 Jan 2006, 9:15 AM
No poor person owns a golden labrador, the poem therefore has no resonance with anything I have ever experienced and I work in Mayfair for fucks sake. Complete rubbish, kindly change to a mongrel.
on Desperate Season by Sisterwolf
10 Jan 2006, 9:10 AM
Like swallowing a gigantic glass of swamped bed linen.