on Piccadilly to Baker Street by Caducus
2 Jun 2004, 5:45 AM
What are you trying to state about London? - that it is a shithole full of depressed workers, perverted English Gents and corpulent Americans?
What about the scrofulous mess who is making all these fairly obvious characterisations?, the fucking mess who has never been to Dunhill on St James's and smoked their splendid pipe tobacco. And, for that matter, never enjoyed the splendid stewed cheese of Simpsons in the City?
I daresay he is guiding a black man up his arse as I write these words.
What about the scrofulous mess who is making all these fairly obvious characterisations?, the fucking mess who has never been to Dunhill on St James's and smoked their splendid pipe tobacco. And, for that matter, never enjoyed the splendid stewed cheese of Simpsons in the City?
I daresay he is guiding a black man up his arse as I write these words.
on pie man by DR Limerick
1 Jun 2004, 6:51 AM
There once was a chap called Simon,
Who pranced around like Bill Wyman,
But Bill he was not,
The closest he got,
Was splitting Mandy Smith's Hyman.
Who pranced around like Bill Wyman,
But Bill he was not,
The closest he got,
Was splitting Mandy Smith's Hyman.
replying on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins
23 May 2004, 11:04 AM
Oh Lord forgive me, what have I done uniting the two greatest wits in the whole of the known world. Shun Shin + nowhereman combined in a ferocious assault of contumely. The affrontary in expressions such as: "lack wit and intellect", "anemic dick" "mucuos like brain" is beguiling in its content and wounding in its venom.
Heaven help me, and indeed anyone else they insult with such well thought out revilements as "prat", "twit" or "nuisance".
Heaven help me, and indeed anyone else they insult with such well thought out revilements as "prat", "twit" or "nuisance".
replying on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins
21 May 2004, 3:28 PM
Splendid! Did Lord Jesu' really sound like Stephen Hawkings on poppers?
replying on Re-drafting by Nicholas Jones
21 May 2004, 3:21 PM
LOLTTM!! TFF!!
replying on love comes but once by francis nor capule
21 May 2004, 3:18 PM
Don't listen to that dithering dolt -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.he went to the very worst sort of school where cricket and rugby were surplanted by assoication football and hockey.
As a consequence -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. will never gain admittance to the higher echelons of London Society and the very best Gentlemen's clubs. Instead he will have to resign himself to the musty old farts in the National Liberal Club whom he can entertain with tales from his day working as an I.T. contractor for a large multi national corporation.
I will toast his good health from Whites whilst enjoying a game of whist and a fine port and discussing with my fellow members the rental yield of our estates.
As a consequence -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. will never gain admittance to the higher echelons of London Society and the very best Gentlemen's clubs. Instead he will have to resign himself to the musty old farts in the National Liberal Club whom he can entertain with tales from his day working as an I.T. contractor for a large multi national corporation.
I will toast his good health from Whites whilst enjoying a game of whist and a fine port and discussing with my fellow members the rental yield of our estates.
replying on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins
21 May 2004, 3:06 PM
I don't understand your comment.
Is this a question to -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. asking him whether he gets old being a bargin basement? If so I think you ought to at least acknowledge the fact he has changed his name.
Anyways, this is all rhetoric, what is a hard fact is that you are poor young scrotum who sadly lacks balls.
-5-
Is this a question to -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. asking him whether he gets old being a bargin basement? If so I think you ought to at least acknowledge the fact he has changed his name.
Anyways, this is all rhetoric, what is a hard fact is that you are poor young scrotum who sadly lacks balls.
-5-
replying on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins
21 May 2004, 2:59 PM
Even by your flaccid standards, that comment failed to make it past a semi-on.
replying on love comes but once by francis nor capule
21 May 2004, 9:06 AM
Oram is the name of a Kiwi (not a fruit but a New Zealandder) New Zealand is an island just south of Hawaii.
Strauss was a famous composer, and also and Englishman on his debut at Lords. Lords is a cricket ground.
Tea is an afternoon meal which involves tiffin and a cup of cha.
Strauss was made to attempt to strike the ball, and he missed, an indication that the ball had just missed the outside edge.
Strauss undid orams good work and clipped - ie. delicately spanked, him on his leg side four four of the Queen's runs.
I trust this has made the game easier to understand.
We are now 208 for 1.
Strauss was a famous composer, and also and Englishman on his debut at Lords. Lords is a cricket ground.
Tea is an afternoon meal which involves tiffin and a cup of cha.
Strauss was made to attempt to strike the ball, and he missed, an indication that the ball had just missed the outside edge.
Strauss undid orams good work and clipped - ie. delicately spanked, him on his leg side four four of the Queen's runs.
I trust this has made the game easier to understand.
We are now 208 for 1.
replying on love comes but once by francis nor capule
21 May 2004, 8:55 AM
England New Zealand - except we are now 198-1.
replying on love comes but once by francis nor capule
21 May 2004, 8:46 AM
Yep.
192-1 - now thats worth discussing at length.
192-1 - now thats worth discussing at length.
replying on love comes but once by francis nor capule
21 May 2004, 8:30 AM
Don't get him started on his wife.
replying on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins
21 May 2004, 8:28 AM
Because they wouldn't let bothersome oiks like you in his splendid vicinity.
on Unwed by gilded in gold
20 May 2004, 11:33 AM
You are a voided homa.
on The Other Side Of Never by <{Baba^Yaga}>
19 May 2004, 5:02 AM
Judith Chalmers
on Fighting before bed by zodiac
19 May 2004, 5:02 AM
Mr T
on Title by large_geese
19 May 2004, 5:00 AM
Flowella Benjamin
on Sarah's Song by wilco
19 May 2004, 4:59 AM
I have devised a cunning new means of commenting to reflect how good I feel the poem is. It is a simple formula the strength of the poem is the inverse of how unbrown the celebrity I leave as a comment is.
A sample may look as follows:
Ainslee Harriot : They don't come any browner -10-
Robert Kilroy-Silk: The colour and texture of a shamy leather -6-
David Dickinson: Orange - A fraud in my brown catergory -bow'ls-
A sample may look as follows:
Ainslee Harriot : They don't come any browner -10-
Robert Kilroy-Silk: The colour and texture of a shamy leather -6-
David Dickinson: Orange - A fraud in my brown catergory -bow'ls-
Splattered Faces would be a better title.