on Every Second, Waking Eternity by TheVoiceless
28 Jun 2004, 6:18 AM
A bubbling mess of green left by a 3 year old on the carpet of a close relative.
on Death, last resort of protection by TheVoiceless
28 Jun 2004, 6:15 AM
The most terrible congealed piece of phlegm ever to have been laid down under the guise of "poetry".
on love and hate by jessicasgurl
24 Jun 2004, 3:25 AM
Do they have schools in your country?
on I care 4 you by jessicasgurl
23 Jun 2004, 7:19 AM
Well done for breaking every cardinal rule which is held sacred on poemranker.
replying on Niggers Don't Write Poetry by pain killer
23 Jun 2004, 7:09 AM
You have turded all over your anti-gaye rant by replying to yourself a number of times - this has created an elongated stool of comments which has destroyed the ultimate thread of your commentary. Which I believe is:
(Negro ^ Bulging Hard On) + Gay
_______________________________ - Nigger = Painkiller
Guff
(Negro ^ Bulging Hard On) + Gay
_______________________________ - Nigger = Painkiller
Guff
on Drunk and Fucked Up by wilco
22 Jun 2004, 5:50 AM
You are a heavily soiled crapnappy.
on saltonstall by mick1776
22 Jun 2004, 5:48 AM
This poem stinks worse than a prawne covered in brine grease and stewed in the bowels of an elderly woman only to be dislodged by a roaring trump which shredded the old ladies ringpiece!
What sir do you think of that?
What sir do you think of that?
on Drunk and Fucked Up by wilco
22 Jun 2004, 5:42 AM
Fucktard.
on Emma by j_beckfield
22 Jun 2004, 5:41 AM
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on Me against Me by TruthlessHero
22 Jun 2004, 5:34 AM
A handy sized guff - ideal for parties, christenings, and embalmings.
A truly prawne infested jodphur of violent accomplishment.
A truly prawne infested jodphur of violent accomplishment.
replying on Girl and a Drugstore Novel by snacktime
16 Jun 2004, 7:52 AM
"god's wife" is a turbo lezza - are a soderestrom?
replying on Girl and a Drugstore Novel by snacktime
16 Jun 2004, 7:51 AM
Wrong!!!!!
If this poem were a picnic VioletSuede would have eaten it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If this poem were a picnic VioletSuede would have eaten it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on The Businessman by abcmonkey78
14 Jun 2004, 8:38 AM
Poo in a pinstripe.
on Hiding by QuirkyWonder
14 Jun 2004, 5:30 AM
Hell's drooping anus enguffed this poem hole.
replying on Piccadilly to Baker Street by Caducus
4 Jun 2004, 5:50 AM
That is the knock out come back I have been waiting for someone on www.poemranker.com to deliver for 15 months. It shall become my shibboleth, I only hope I can carry it off with the delicate aplomb which is natuarally ascribed to such a deft handling of the sacred art of insult.
replying on Heaven Out Here by wilco
4 Jun 2004, 5:44 AM
Yawn.
on Post-mortem bordem by little_big_nose
3 Jun 2004, 5:32 AM
Do you collect roadkill? I do; in fact I have the largest collection of pickled otter bums in the whole of South West London.
replying on The Cessation of Fidelity by wilco
2 Jun 2004, 7:34 AM
I splipped whilst wiping the spunk of my mouse.
on Garden of Monuments by RevHydra
2 Jun 2004, 7:26 AM
Schloken meine pimmel bitte.