on Pedophile by Lenore
7 Feb 2007, 4:28 AM
brave and contradictory.
on untitled #2 by venusdemilo
7 Feb 2007, 4:27 AM
A really good point, why do people fight over ethnicity. Is it because blacks no longer know their place or because we have become soft?
on love cycle by j_beckfield
7 Feb 2007, 4:26 AM
I think this is terribly clever, and what's more it rhymes!!!!
I believe it is stretching poetic licence to suggest that flowers could toss a girl. A girl could toss with flowers, a girl could be tossed with flowers, but importantly a flower could not toss a girl. The next two lines read like something out of a wanna-be bridget jones romcom fiction book that's free with this months peoples friend. "But again never comes" is the most bow'ls thing I have ever, ever read.
replying on Tea,One Night Stands and Smores by Bethy
7 Feb 2007, 1:28 AM
Ranger dopesn't know how to be nasty he is the very personfication of a -=Light_Angel=-.
replying on Journey To The Centre Of The Loom by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
31 Jan 2007, 7:55 AM
No in LyMINGton, which is a jolly ice place which makes the fact they live in a shed even more remarkable. Swindon doesn't have much to recommend it other than the M4 as a means of escape.
replying on Journey To The Centre Of The Loom by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
31 Jan 2007, 6:36 AM
Wiltshire, splendid county, the best by gad! Lots of top rectory's inhabited by old colonels in maroon cords who wander around marshalling their wifes lap dogs and barking with a face like a Christmas ham fully loving the fact they are a walking anachronism. I have property interests in Wiltshire, or at least my in-laws own a substantial plot. However chances of my Father leaving the shires to "go-to-town" are less than nil during the season. He takes a house in London during the Summer like all other excellent people belonging to society. I refer of course to the real me not the me that is portrayed as Stephen Robins. His parents are tremendously poor and live in a prefabricated box in Hampshire. The real me has an excellent face without any hint of a triangle â my jawline is simply awesome, I also own more land that a golly prince in Lesotho.
replying on Menopause by Stephen Robins
31 Jan 2007, 5:28 AM
Are you flirting with rockmage?
on Alternatives by Dovina
31 Jan 2007, 5:26 AM
Why do you get so many comments on your poems? they are veritable common rooms for 'rankers. And, in much the same way as a common room is an empty vessel waiting for the chatter of a bunch of "know it all" spotty drug addicts with amusingly grown facial hair, the appearance of the room is of little import in connection with conversations had therein.
replying on Journey To The Centre Of The Loom by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
31 Jan 2007, 5:21 AM
Ranger, as lovely a person as you are it appears to me that you do like blundering around like a dunce in a sack besmirching gentleman's conversations about various weaving and warping machines and the Radio 4 triumph I'm sorry I haven't a clue. Anyone with any sense knows that Camden is an offside move owing to the "Edgeware Branch" convention of 1957.
replying on Journey To The Centre Of The Loom by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
31 Jan 2007, 12:46 AM
That of course puts me in luddite purgatory, however, the use of the "re-vamped" spinning mule gambit outflanks the power loom in any of its formats and that, I believe, places me one station closer to Mornington Crescent.
replying on Journey To The Centre Of The Loom by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
30 Jan 2007, 9:08 AM
The Loom is second rate rubbish when compared to the spinning jenny.
replying on Menopause by Stephen Robins
30 Jan 2007, 9:06 AM
Thanks.
replying on Alternatives by Dovina
29 Jan 2007, 8:36 AM
WOW!
replying on Give it up Max by Stephen Robins
22 Jan 2007, 3:29 AM
I saw the Oakland A's play the Minnesota Twins. Firstly what rubbish names.
I watched for about two hours and thought they were just warming up but apparantly the game had just finished in a comprehensive stalemate.
I watched for about two hours and thought they were just warming up but apparantly the game had just finished in a comprehensive stalemate.
replying on Stripping the willow by ecargo
22 Jan 2007, 3:27 AM
She was an absolute behemoth. Terrifying.
Never Mind the Buzzcocks looks terribly tired, the attempt to rejuvenate it will always fail while they have VioletSuede's twin as one of the captains. I absolutely loathe Phil Jupitus.
Never Mind the Buzzcocks looks terribly tired, the attempt to rejuvenate it will always fail while they have VioletSuede's twin as one of the captains. I absolutely loathe Phil Jupitus.
replying on Dream Grower by Enkidu
22 Jan 2007, 3:17 AM
Good comment--soiled images.
replying on Give it up Max by Stephen Robins
22 Jan 2007, 3:15 AM
That would be terrifying. I have never understood how not hitting the ball three times allows you to advance to go.
I think you have posted in the safest place if you don't want anyone to see it.
I think you have posted in the safest place if you don't want anyone to see it.
replying on Give it up Max by Stephen Robins
22 Jan 2007, 3:08 AM
Ranger, that is the best thing you have written.
No one played with a straighter bat and a benter knee.
No one played with a straighter bat and a benter knee.
replying on Stripping the willow by ecargo
22 Jan 2007, 3:05 AM
I knew you would like Vicar of Dibley. Unfortunately I can't stand Dawn French, she is like VioletSuede whose one joke is being fat. In fact I can't stand any comedy which didn't have its genesis on Radio 4.