replying on Hallelujah by hungry_shepherd
15 Mar 2007, 1:45 AM
A suprisingly brittle coat of vicar discharge
replying on Settling In by jessicazee
14 Mar 2007, 10:05 AM
A somewhat wobbly negro chin
replying on A Lament For Alice by hungry_shepherd
14 Mar 2007, 10:01 AM
An unfeasibly square negro face festooned with inflatable lips.
replying on Hallelujah by hungry_shepherd
14 Mar 2007, 9:59 AM
A tremendously smelly vicar egg
on The Dovina Limericks by Everyone
28 Feb 2007, 8:17 AM
There once was a blob named Dovina,
Christ, you'd have wept had you seen her,
All of that weight,
Squeeze into four feet and eight,
She had the combined mass of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Christ, you'd have wept had you seen her,
All of that weight,
Squeeze into four feet and eight,
She had the combined mass of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
replying on The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
22 Feb 2007, 7:35 AM
I've flung ropes of cum,
Further than you've run.
Further than you've run.
replying on The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
22 Feb 2007, 7:30 AM
The size of you legs!
Belief it begs,
But the size of your knob,
Would make a grown man sob.
Belief it begs,
But the size of your knob,
Would make a grown man sob.
on The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
22 Feb 2007, 6:15 AM
Perhaps you could explain to the collective of poemrankers how your legs have expanded over the course of the last few years. Is it not true that the bulging repletion of your thighs has caused you to wear clowns trousers? Has this not led you being addressed in the Royal Courts of Scunthorpe as Fraser Allonby Queen's Clown? Further, is not also true that the self same expansion of your legs has made it quite impossible for you to locate your penis leading to you being known on the circuit as Fraser Allonby Quo Gallo?
replying on Polite refusal by Stephen Robins
20 Feb 2007, 2:59 AM
I enjoy the sight of a middle aged failure in a suit with NO VENTING trying to sit down with his suit STILL DONE UP.
Check out how well fitted these splendid suits are:
http://www.baronboutique.com/men_3.htm
Check out how well fitted these splendid suits are:
http://www.baronboutique.com/men_3.htm
replying on Yet more woe by Stephen Robins
19 Feb 2007, 6:31 AM
No; is it good?
replying on Plurals by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
19 Feb 2007, 6:30 AM
LOLTTM!!!!!!!!!!!
What a terribly offensive joke!!!!!!
What a terribly offensive joke!!!!!!
on Here are the wipes by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
19 Feb 2007, 6:29 AM
An excellent tale about wiping and ships.
on Plurals by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
16 Feb 2007, 8:05 AM
Along a similar theme:
A bolus bearded wound of Rockmages
A rampant herd of Dovinas
A greasy slag of Bethys
A splitarse of Katies
A bolus bearded wound of Rockmages
A rampant herd of Dovinas
A greasy slag of Bethys
A splitarse of Katies
replying on Yet more woe by Stephen Robins
15 Feb 2007, 12:46 AM
Yet another failure in the long history of what will in time come to be known as "The Dovina Parodies (failures)".
on Yet more woe by Stephen Robins
14 Feb 2007, 4:55 AM
http://www.long-eaton.info/modules.php?name=News&;file=article&sid=409
on Yet more woe by Stephen Robins
14 Feb 2007, 4:53 AM
Nothing compounds the shame of having erupted everywhere more than the condescending cooing of a delightfully plump midden dweller. As you lick your fingers the poor man, on his way to an important assignation, must find a way of cleansing his trousers whilst bewailing his lack of moral rectitude and vowing never again to take the short cut through the shambles where the temptation of speedy relief from a brazen young wench is all too enticing.
Ranger your average vote is 7.94 - you really are too cheerful.
There once was young chap named ranger,
Who'd place his poor life in grave danger,
He wandered 'round town,
With a smile, not a frown,
And hug and kiss a complete stranger.
That is easily the softest most gay poem I have ever written, clearly you are infectious.
There once was young chap named ranger,
Who'd place his poor life in grave danger,
He wandered 'round town,
With a smile, not a frown,
And hug and kiss a complete stranger.
That is easily the softest most gay poem I have ever written, clearly you are infectious.
on One Size Fits Most by Lenore
7 Feb 2007, 4:28 AM
wow the spacing on this is really really big.