on no more by wordho
24 Apr 2003, 5:31 AM
good for you
on Love by simone_girard
14 Jul 2003, 11:38 AM
From the Ma Joad tradition of poetry. The cliches, similarity to your other poems, misuse of "your", and reluctance to respect God by capitalizing his name add up to a big honking 1.
on My girl by simone_girard
7 Jun 2003, 5:20 AM
I can't wait to read the published version in the next issue of "Poems Written By and For Retards Monthly". Seriously, this is execrable. It sounds like it was written by a pioneer lady on the Oregon Trail who had her child kidnapped by an Apache war party. You get a four and you're lucky to get that.
on Symbol Of Love by simone_girard
7 Jun 2003, 5:14 AM
babies should sleep on their backs, freeing you up to write about something else equally depressing. you get a five.
on Final Comment by dougsoderstrom
28 May 2003, 12:47 AM
That's it, blame the critics for your own failings. This screed sounds like Richard Nixon in '62 when he lost the Governor's race. "You won't have Dougie Soderstrom to kick around anymore!" Like Nixon, you too I fear shall return.
on Theology by dougsoderstrom
25 May 2003, 1:37 PM
this is a great poem - not! I suspect you are writing bad poems on purpose to receive recognition, of a sort, on the bottom 15. you get a ten.
on the real 2 by bxjay170
24 Apr 2003, 5:26 AM
wretched. since that's the point, i give you an 8. well done
on Staying Sane by ThoughtfulSoul
24 Apr 2003, 5:29 AM
vulgar and lazy.
on The Nude by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
21 Apr 2003, 11:02 AM
this should be on the top 15 list, not the bottom 15. at the same time it is truly awful. i give you a 5
on Mississipi Murder by scitz
20 Apr 2003, 12:22 PM
"sheeps"? And if you can't spell "Mississippi", then by all means use "MS". I give you a 6 because I'm a Gene Hackman fan.
on some deleted poem
20 Apr 2003, 12:25 PM
a magical journey through despair. you get an 8.
on Keanu Vs The mystery of life by Shardik
20 Apr 2003, 12:26 PM
Timely in this year of Matrix films.
on A Dream of Dragons by JohnnyW
20 Apr 2003, 12:33 PM
banal and pedantic. you get a 2.
on some deleted poem
20 Apr 2003, 1:01 PM
when you capitalize "Rock", are you talking about the wrestler?
on Summer by MaliqaTara
20 Apr 2003, 1:04 PM
maybe if you swallowed something other than your pain he would still be around. I give you a 4.
on i will not come to bangladesh by lost in america
20 Apr 2003, 1:06 PM
Not as sexy as the title would suggest - oh, I thought it said come ON Bangladesh. Sorry . You get an 8.
on Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome by Stephen Robins
17 Apr 2003, 4:05 AM
in other words, ah-ah-achoooo!
on some deleted poem
17 Apr 2003, 4:10 AM
what effect does your gamma ray machine have on man-in-the-moon marigolds?
on Dance With Me by marvelis
20 Apr 2003, 12:20 PM
I am not fond of peotry about one's mother. I give you a 4.