poemranker ::20 most recent comments by King Abdullah II

Comments byKing Abdullah II, the 20 most recent. Include replies

on For M. B. by Tits 15 Oct 2003, 8:41 AM
Excellent. -10-
on some deleted poem 16 Oct 2003, 5:07 AM
Splendid. -10-
on Picasso: A Painters Revenge by SupremeDreamer 28 Aug 2003, 10:03 AM
RUBBISH
on Snow Coning by Shardik 3 Jul 2003, 11:56 AM
YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER

I AM SHARDIK
on some deleted poem 3 Jul 2003, 11:57 AM
Why do thepinkbunnyofdoom and SupremeDreamer think that you're a woman? See their recent comments to see what I mean.
Note to -=Dark_Angel=-

Dear sir,

Please do not respond to Y2kSlamPoete's latest flimsy post. It's blatantly obvious that he's a shameless liar. We all know he made the mistake of calling you "Detective" Watson as a result of his crippling ignorance. It is very obvious that he is attempting to cover up for his error by posting this rambling self-justificatory missive, the gist of which is that he *deliberately* called you "Detective" Watson because the word "Doctor" was singularly inappropriate for someone unqualified in medical matters. He's so transparent in his clumsy manoeuvring and so patently dim-witted in the execution of his designs that you are saved the task of pointing out his numerous glaring errors.

Yours &c.

Abdullah x x x x x
Whoa dude man that's like so you know just awesome like whoa
on Picasso: Death is a Mental Song by DreamerSupreme 28 Aug 2003, 10:02 AM
Poopy on a stick would be more entertaining, you hopeless turd.
on some deleted poem 28 Aug 2003, 9:59 AM
Utterly brilliant. You never cease to impress me.
on some deleted poem 11 Aug 2003, 6:55 AM
Yo Joe-joe,

Listen I have to go to Greece... That's right I have booked a holiday. Can't relate to that huh. You've been alot of fun. I really enjoyed it. You're actually a pretty twelve year old girl ... but so sexy and so aware of your sexuality. You really should consider getting some large rubber cocks. When you grow up I'd be more than happy to fuck you up the ass. I can kind of relate to where you are. For the record I did not threaten you with sexual abuse. I am a old man who, in my younger days did enjoy fucking ass ... and did it quite well. But that's long gone from my system. I was just pointing out that you need to be very careful about how you approach people and the words that you use. I hope you're not stupid enough to talk face to face the way you do here on the net. I know that you're a beautiful young girl, but I do think you understand the concept of safe sex. I'm sure you're really just a beautiful sexy young being ... so you'll be okay. Like I said, I wish you the best of luck and hope that hardcore fist fucking finds its way to you. You can do amazing things with your anus if you're properly directed. Peace, Joy and eternal Happiness......Affectionally yours, King Abdullah II.

on some deleted poem 7 Jul 2003, 12:45 AM
I really like the simple and homely feel of this poem. The childlike language and old-fashioned honesty are emphasised by the clever use of repetition to get the point across. Although I cannot share the sentiments, as my own "dad" never taught me anything, on account of being incarcerated half the fucking time, I do applaud your efforts. Please continue to produce more of these tear-jerking pieces.
on some deleted poem 3 Jul 2003, 11:55 AM
Very good indeed, sir.
on some deleted poem 3 Jul 2003, 12:14 PM
I can't stop laughing now

I have fallen off my chair

It's true. I spend about 23 hours a day on this website

I used to have a life

Not anymore

No sir
on some deleted poem 3 Jul 2003, 12:13 PM
FUCK YOU

There's only room for one Jeremi on this site

And that's me

Not you

And certainly not that imposter Jeremi "B." Handrinos

on some deleted poem 2 Jul 2003, 7:58 AM
Jesus this is better than that other bunch of clitoris ridden lesbian bullshit that the kids write for crack rocks in Alamba
on Priceless Moment by thepinkbunnyofdoom 7 Jul 2003, 12:46 AM
JASON I THINK I LOVE YOU
on Iterated Fuck by nentwined 10 Jul 2003, 10:43 AM
Ace
on The Waiting Room by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 3 Sep 2003, 10:57 AM
I have only one thing to say:

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