on Last attempt at "My Father's Dreams" by Joe-joe
22 Sep 2003, 4:10 PM
Not you again!
on some deleted poem
22 Sep 2003, 3:33 PM
I should hope they wouldn't allow a scallywag like you anywhere near the Hilton.
on some deleted poem
23 Sep 2003, 4:41 PM
Come on now, they did crucify Jesus. I mean, what do they expect?
on New Sneakers in the Night by TheVoiceless
23 Sep 2003, 4:29 AM
You never fail to disappoint
on Spider Meth Adventure by Y2kSlamPoet
20 Sep 2003, 4:11 PM
I once took some drugs and thought my head was a giant potato!!! Perhaps you would like to hear some more of my nutty, drug-related anecdotes?
on some deleted poem
20 Sep 2003, 4:16 PM
You seem to have forgotten to make this poem make any sense.
on some deleted poem
20 Sep 2003, 4:20 PM
Juvenile. -2-
on some deleted poem
22 Sep 2003, 3:29 PM
Is fool's parsley some sort of plant which can be easily mistaken for real parsley, but has none of the advantagous properties of parsley?
on A Bucolic Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo
22 Sep 2003, 3:10 PM
If you collect together 17 haikus, you can make a Haiku Haiku (e.g. see "A Haiku Haiku"). It takes 289 haikus to make a haiku hakiu haiku, but I havn't managed this yet. In theory, it would be possible to construct a haiku haiku haiku haiku, but that would require 4913 haikus, which is more haikus than the human brain can safely process. -6-
on some deleted poem
23 Sep 2003, 4:10 AM
You are gay.
on THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!! by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
23 Sep 2003, 7:46 AM
I have now corrected the assumption error which seemed to have been keeping this poem off the top of the "best" list.
on Fighting erosion by INTRANSIT
23 Sep 2003, 7:51 AM
Wow, you were talking about orangutans all along.
on some deleted poem
23 Sep 2003, 4:44 PM
A poem about being depressed - how mind-blowingly original!
on some deleted poem
24 Sep 2003, 3:08 PM
C)By the first line, x must represent an adjective, but by the third line, x must be a noun, etc. Therefore, there is no word which sucessfully satisfies all the conditions put on x, and so there is no solution. A schoolboy error. -0-
on When my poems go platinum by horus8
24 Sep 2003, 3:17 PM
The first three fifths of verse 2 are the best thing I've ever read. The same portion of verse 6 is pretty excellent as well. I would give these sections a 10, but if I have to vote on the whole poem, -7-
on some deleted poem
24 Sep 2003, 2:56 PM
The End.
on One Sided Love by Caducus
24 Sep 2003, 2:59 PM
I would say this poem is somewhat elliptical, if you don't mind my saying so. -4-
on MicroPoem by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
24 Sep 2003, 5:26 PM
So far this poem has a comments-to-poetry ratio of about 80:1 (not including my own comments, obviously). Is this a record? Why is there no table ranking this statistic?
on Little Girl by Pervy Elf
25 Sep 2003, 4:39 AM
I liked this poem because it is so sensative.
on Coagulated Sentences by J.B. Manning
25 Sep 2003, 4:35 PM
I could clarify this claptrap with a clairvoyant clang of my clavichord.