on Bus Fare Home by peaceseeker
15 Oct 2003, 9:41 AM
Is the hot waterfall a shower? I once saw an episode of Batman where the Joker turned the city's water supply into jelly, and Commissioner Gordon unwittingly had a shower and got jelly on him.
replying on Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
15 Oct 2003, 9:10 AM
There is no Royal Grammar School, Amersham, High Wycombe, Bucks. For a start, Amersham is not contained within High Wycombe, although Amersham Road does run through it.
replying on The Bread O' Heaven by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
15 Oct 2003, 8:56 AM
Well, OK, but if it were a sonnet, then it would be a completely different poem, so how could you possibaly say that you would give it an 8?
replying on The Bread O' Heaven by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
15 Oct 2003, 8:54 AM
Who are these swarthy sounding fellows?
replying on The Bread O' Heaven by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
15 Oct 2003, 2:23 AM
The definition of a sonnet is a poem which says "Sonnet" at the top.
replying on Tsunami Love by The_Third_Isis
14 Oct 2003, 9:02 AM
Voi odore di tantino.
replying on гоÑÑдаÑÑÑва by Wobble McFly
14 Oct 2003, 8:53 AM
Silence, you multi-pseudonymned rascal.
on Tsunami Love by The_Third_Isis
14 Oct 2003, 6:23 AM
I expect you must be some sort of free-spirit.
on гоÑÑдаÑÑÑва by Wobble McFly
14 Oct 2003, 6:06 AM
I especially find the last verse very moving.
Here is a translation for anyone not so well versed in Russian as I:
Wodka - Chicken Kiev,
Gorbachev has a stupid looking head,
The Duma - a provisional government.
Bolsheviks and Mensheviks,
The October revolution,
Rasputin was an invincible monk,
Tatar sauce is nice.
Exiled to Siberia,
All hail Tsar Nicholas II,
The Kremlin, Trotsky, Mafia, Red Square.
Alright then -
Send him on the next flight back to Russia,
In the diplomatic baaaagg!!!
Obviously it loses something in the translation.
Here is a translation for anyone not so well versed in Russian as I:
Wodka - Chicken Kiev,
Gorbachev has a stupid looking head,
The Duma - a provisional government.
Bolsheviks and Mensheviks,
The October revolution,
Rasputin was an invincible monk,
Tatar sauce is nice.
Exiled to Siberia,
All hail Tsar Nicholas II,
The Kremlin, Trotsky, Mafia, Red Square.
Alright then -
Send him on the next flight back to Russia,
In the diplomatic baaaagg!!!
Obviously it loses something in the translation.
replying on Ù
صادر ÙÙسطÙÙÙØ© أ٠اÙاØتÙا٠by Wobble McFly
14 Oct 2003, 5:41 AM
A billion pounds.
on Ù
صادر ÙÙسطÙÙÙØ© أ٠اÙاØتÙا٠by Wobble McFly
13 Oct 2003, 1:08 PM
I bet this doesn't even mean anything.
replying on Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
12 Oct 2003, 5:01 PM
From where can I obtain an application form?
on The Pipe Scraping Tool by peaceseeker
12 Oct 2003, 4:48 PM
This is the best poem about a pipecleaner I have ever seen. I especially like the way you use "inner thighs" to represent the main chute of the pipe, and the burning coffee for the tobacco.
replying on Where are my Spectacles? by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
11 Oct 2003, 6:57 AM
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
replying on Wanting by J.B. Manning
10 Oct 2003, 5:47 PM
Actually, the humble egg has a surprisingly adequate longditudinal strength.
on sex sex sex! by FreeFormFixation
10 Oct 2003, 5:33 PM
Wow! I would never have guessed that someone would have experienced sex!
on Magnets & Cross-Eyed Children by Bachus
10 Oct 2003, 5:30 PM
This poem is nowhere near as excellent as the title would suggest.
replying on Life on the Sidewalk (with superfluous vulgarisms) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
10 Oct 2003, 5:14 PM
Ah ha! I tricked you all along! My IQ is really 114!!!!!
replying on Wanting by J.B. Manning
9 Oct 2003, 3:36 PM
Well, if you think about it carefully, the pen is actually mightier than the egg.