on My Guardian Angel by ramtheman1
18 Oct 2003, 5:45 AM
You have a very distinctive and individual style, which I like. I think you may enjoy some of my work (although it is sometimes misunderstood).
replying on Bloodsucker by hobojo
18 Oct 2003, 5:37 AM
I think he is trying to describe the serious problem of his habitual bloodletting through the application of leeches (An ancient practice that is regaining credibility in modern medical circles). Of course, this would have initially been for medicinal purposes, but users have been known to develop a grotesque dependence on the practice.
on ditched by them slowpokes by skaskowski
18 Oct 2003, 5:27 AM
first verse: 10
Second verse: 0
Average: 5
Second verse: 0
Average: 5
on Halloween by ramtheman1
18 Oct 2003, 5:25 AM
I think it's a good job you copyrighted this poem, in case any poetry tycoons try to steal your work. -10-
on Torment by ThoughtfulSoul
18 Oct 2003, 5:19 AM
I always thought that poetry was wet and only for squares. I also thought that it couldn't be relevant to the youth of today. However, then I saw that you had used the phrase "mother fucker" at the end of your poem, and I realised just how wrong I had been. This really hit me hard.
replying on Facial Bliss by ARTIE
18 Oct 2003, 4:33 AM
Hark, doth the selection of savory treats now fall so malignly upon my snow-capped tongue of blistering iron? Oh for the darkness to shroud me once more, just but once, my dear. ("The Bakery" by Rudyard Kipling)
on Night On the Town by razorgrin
17 Oct 2003, 5:36 PM
Once I went on a night out with the lads. We got so drunk that we stole a traffic cone. Can you believe it? Boy, that was a crazy night, I can tell you. Never again... ;-)
on Facial Bliss by ARTIE
17 Oct 2003, 5:30 PM
Savory display is a totally bodacious line to end a haiku with. However, the previous lines do not do it justice. I suggest something like:
Oh, such tasty treats,
Sausage rolls and cheese pasties,
Savory display.
Oh, such tasty treats,
Sausage rolls and cheese pasties,
Savory display.
replying on Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
17 Oct 2003, 5:14 PM
OK, I think it's time I came clean. My name is David Shirt, and I live in Braintree in Essex, England. I live alone with my deceased wife, Mary, and my two sons Steven and Norris. They get bullied at school, but they are very special to me. My hobbies are swimming and football.
replying on Bus Fare Home by peaceseeker
17 Oct 2003, 5:11 PM
Maybe I will... Maybe I will.
replying on Nudesflash by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
17 Oct 2003, 8:11 AM
New research suggests they may actually be wearing skin-coloured pyjamas. This is just one example of a recent scourge of nudity fraud.
replying on Nudesflash by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
17 Oct 2003, 8:09 AM
I assure you, I am currently nude.
replying on Kites, Gunpowder, and a Chair by Geschäftsreise
16 Oct 2003, 8:38 AM
Today, "The Sun" had an article about this, although the main focus was the fact that they'd had to invent a space-Chinese-takaway, which he had eaten in orbit around the Earth.
on October 21st by calliope
16 Oct 2003, 8:22 AM
Like in "The Sixth Sense?"
replying on An Ode to the cat fish head helmet on your penis by horus8
16 Oct 2003, 8:13 AM
Don't they have an advert saying "Turn your 'phone off now" at the beginning, and then if someone forgets everyone turns round and looks at them in a disproving fashion?
replying on Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
16 Oct 2003, 8:05 AM
That was your one fatal mistake, 195.157.153.253.
on An Ode to the cat fish head helmet on your penis by horus8
15 Oct 2003, 10:22 AM
Look, no one's forcing you to sit next to people with mobile telephones.
replying on The Pipe Scraping Tool by peaceseeker
15 Oct 2003, 9:43 AM
Don't be so coy now.