on Horse Burgers by flanners
11 Nov 2002, 10:34 AM
sssssssheeer brilliance. here, have a handjob on me. her name is grasshen. return her to me when you're done...with both shoes. thanks. 10.
on Monday by betty swallox
11 Nov 2002, 10:40 AM
i was never much of a nine to five person...but i get naked and chase cars for orange squash...whatever in fucks sake that vegetable/fruit arrangement might consist of....here i'll trade you my overly exciting life as an international playboy...to dumb it all down..perhaps a switch, my pan pipes... for your shirt.8.
on A little by The Eskimo King
11 Nov 2002, 10:50 AM
i think katie that the lad is a them cockneed king of the eskimo which would explain the complete dissappearance of the word..well..."of". another one of the queens blessings besides her borderline inbred gene pool..(also the same reasons why pedigrees are in fact just the opposite) take the bulldog and the persian cat for example they die quite young from breathing complications and hip problems...one could then argue..well the queen is really old and breathes fine. only because she has never done a single physical task of labor ever so there has been less wear and tear on her body.point being...i have no fucking idea.what was i talking about again..ah yeah. queens.3.
on Plastic People by cosmiccantinaguy
8 Nov 2002, 12:43 PM
lol. this is a riot. here's a ten...for having to carry your laptop all that way. 10.h
on some deleted poem
7 Nov 2002, 4:35 PM
musso and franks...
you should lose the last sentence entirely, because that's what the poem already says..don't say it twice. 9.
you should lose the last sentence entirely, because that's what the poem already says..don't say it twice. 9.
on some deleted poem
7 Nov 2002, 8:08 PM
are ye ill man? me thinks someone has skeleton keyed your trunk..are ye having an axel rose david geffen moment. lol! the great spagetti incident.
on Gilded Stumps of Olde (AN STORY THAT IS NOT AN POEME) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
7 Nov 2002, 8:13 PM
congradulations. here's a corvette and a superman lunchbox i got off of ebay. it has a tupperware pringle holder.
on Dead Poets' Society (Joke) by Yardbird
6 Nov 2002, 5:57 PM
haha...fucking funny stuff. is it your?. or did you hear it? regardless, it's quite funnyf
on everyone sucks. by kliq
6 Nov 2002, 11:56 AM
read the communist manifesto, then you can be a red whore waiting for the tanks in the square. 7.n
on some deleted poem
6 Nov 2002, 12:02 PM
moving, like fly agaric through the small intestine. have a 10.???
on Fit for a King by dougsoderstrom
6 Nov 2002, 12:24 PM
what? you're not down with your young christian republicans now? what happened? voting is useless..so sayeth the borg.
on some deleted poem
5 Nov 2002, 1:00 PM
david is her engineering friend who wears plaid and climbs mountains. i like him he's funny nice poem.8.
on Got Balls? by Yardbird
4 Nov 2002, 11:12 AM
sounds tasty...non potatoe bread? 7.
on some deleted poem
4 Nov 2002, 11:51 AM
more pointless lip service from the lap of the queens son.everyone knows that california has the tastiest quails and snails...don't you watch caRTOONS! bastards.??
even marry queen of scots is rolling her eyes right now.you truly have a way with sharp objects mr. snipes, and a huge, black cock, angeling for stripers. wwe need rowdy rowdy piper and less wastings of our time. from you. fucking puddle of day walker ooze. bastard.
on some deleted poem
4 Nov 2002, 12:14 PM
i will be praying for more stadium stand collapsings in your neck of the woods, and heres to my blowing of foam in your eye. bastards. 1.f
on Butterflies by eviltwin
2 Nov 2002, 12:01 PM
better...butter? ah...i get it butter---flys..you are sharp and muy intelligente, you must be dark angle'S kin, or perhaps his plumbers...CRACK!r