on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
15 Oct 2002, 2:14 PM
congradulations. you've made it to the bestest of the bestesses list. have fun up there. the air is cleaner. unfortunately, you aren't and aint. not that it matters. i heard you were in indonesia the other day, bali wasn't it. smell your fingers. feel the guilt. sell out.
replying on First date (for Larry, a lesbian vampire) by Bachus
15 Oct 2002, 2:02 PM
i'm sorry cunt do it. i wrote what i saw. it's for larry, and he's hooked on ebonics and in denial sooooooooooo thought i'd cheer him up in a way he could understand.
replying on My cousin's baby sitter. by Bachus
15 Oct 2002, 1:53 PM
now that's fucking funny. i've kidnapped the tricks bunny!
replying on Theoretical Islamic Math by Bachus
13 Oct 2002, 1:07 PM
butter flap? excellent???
isn't that nice. spoiled brat. i bet you got what you deserved (in your 'vast' mind. i'm sure the best is yet to come. don't underestimate the overestimated. it will come back mutated and twice as sly. watch. nice poem though. 7. p.s no one really gives a shit about what school you went to, or abusive nuns...just ask jim carrol over a a little 'boy' in the alley. you could have a double doctorate in jelly bean counting and make your point just as well. just an observation. no disrespecst. oh by the way..your huge in my huge mind.
match tip the sawdust. my prediction? number nine in worst section within 2 months, at the latest. unvotable regurgitative pelican spew. you'd be better off just scanning the comic book page and posting that. atleast we'd having something in front of us worth reading.
replying on No recalculations needed by Bachus
11 Oct 2002, 2:07 PM
wow your witty, but i feel internalization is a waste of time. how do i know you might ask? well i wrote this eleven years ago while in military prison, and the comment i wrote today before posting it. fortunately i think now that the piece is a pile of self pitying child's tripe...and that "preceding comment" happens to be proof of the fact that we all have to 'get over it' sometime. so... get over it fucker.
replying on My cousin's baby sitter. by Bachus
9 Oct 2002, 1:24 PM
you must think i'm slow on the uptake. i happen to be coulophobic 'clown boy' and on top of it allow me to site a fact..a friend of mine and i agree that the title alone is the phenomena, and the poem itself could talk about sherbert and jaundice, and be that better off for it, but in america thyere is a secret undercurrent that chimes loud when mentioning the cousins baby sitter..that's the joke..as far as irony goes think of my puppet the next time you do the shower pud pole. perhaps we'll bound.
on why i look like a man by rosiebailey
8 Oct 2002, 12:29 PM
you have way too much time on your hands. if i were you i'd donate it to some fucking starving nation in the middle of a desert. cuz it's doing us no fucking good here. apparentlyz
on Maya by Reuben Spiteri
8 Oct 2002, 12:27 PM
hephaestus obviously is the the crab whisper from your crotch...more smoke and mirror tom foolery..you might be able to trick these easilly swooned demigods, but your going to hafta dig a little deeper for us mantel sturgeons. we have four legs but herman hesse borrowed our third leg last yesterday. didn't he. early like the worm bird..
on Letter to a Friend by Reuben Spiteri
8 Oct 2002, 12:18 PM
the fox and the hound....did this subject more justice. my forehead furrows mr. spiteri.6.
replying on My cousin's baby sitter. by Bachus
7 Oct 2002, 1:48 PM
because we like to piss off fucking trite wannabe english bastards who always assume that because they are english...they have a gift of writing that precedes them..you are truly a fucking chivalrous dick. i wouldn't have a fucking pint with you if you were fiddling the queen next to me. go play with your hand puppet collection and prepare for another wet nasty winter. your pa's a calling. suewee! i wrote you a song at gangbox. com called 'gangbox'. enjoy the bike seat.
replying on Theoretical Islamic Math by Bachus
7 Oct 2002, 1:37 PM
what? you think i don't know that. unfortunately it's 'religions period! that become the 'vehicles' used by these self appointed men of god to get their fucking rocks off. i collect rocks.
replying on Theoretical Islamic Math by Bachus
3 Oct 2002, 1:45 PM
that's cuz your the devil...anything less from you, and me and pan would be asking (democratically of course) for your withdrawl from office. yours truly, white knuckle phillip "the demigurgas of dark green asparagus 'piss' 'smell'....resine or dine .swine
replying on Theoretical Islamic Math by Bachus
3 Oct 2002, 1:42 AM
so!
replying on My cousin's baby sitter. by Bachus
1 Oct 2002, 4:20 PM
i was twenty two and this is true, so i wouldn't want to go so 'fiction' on this piece of illegal slander, after all we are in constant fear of the reprimanders and their evil christian minions...the gallows pole..
replying on Howl For Clarity (for Jeff Buckley) by Bachus
1 Oct 2002, 4:13 PM
yeah i went to guitar school with him for a bit...he waas a very interesting creature to say the least...what a shame...his father is awesome also..hell of a tenor...thanks for the propsf
replying on First, you gotta bend over.. by Bachus
24 Sep 2002, 11:46 AM
apparently only in turkish opium dens...did you meet some lunatic named 'fantasy freddy' at burning man? ' you couldn't have missed him he's usually naked, roller blading and on mushrooms and always either talking about himself or sex, he's from venice, ca.? if not i'll send you his website you'll die laughing..talk about columbia-grad-deralict jew (he is a semi great friend of mine, but he has a horrible memory, so i asked him who he had met out there, but he couldn't recall, someone should do a docu on this guy...he's fucking squeezing coal into jelly beans.
replying on First, you gotta bend over.. by Bachus
22 Sep 2002, 4:12 PM
i know...i was just playing off of a "what if"...you know being imaginative....sorry about your side effects. have you tried sleep and then a good meal...works miracles..on poetry also. just not for me!.