on Hard Rock by Dovina
7 Apr 2005, 3:08 PM
Please wipe, or otherwise de-guff, your hooves before clopping onto the ranker.
on Prayer For The Church by sliver
7 Apr 2005, 3:14 PM
I giant, malodorous dumpling, the likes of which I have rarely seen. It is marvelous.
on Coloured waifs home by horus8
9 Apr 2005, 8:40 AM
This is actually a chancrous cock on a string
on Moments (or) Suicide by Dovina
8 Apr 2005, 4:30 PM
Are we supposed to give a numerical vote on your life, or on the poem? Life: 2.1, poem: -0-
on Utensils of creation by Damien
20 Apr 2005, 4:36 PM
Laughing, hard.
on 15 Minute poem by Damien
20 Apr 2005, 4:41 PM
This is the best poem I have ever read. -0-
on some deleted poem
21 Apr 2005, 7:00 PM
punctuation is fucked up. I know. I'm bad at punctuation.
on Baggage (3rd ending) by INTRANSIT
21 Apr 2005, 7:07 PM
I must assume that the misspellings are intentional? and the misplaced apostrophes?
the final stanza (paragraph) is unwieldy, and the metaphor a bit cute, but I think it works okay, and the interior images (if that makes any fucking sense) are really good.
the final stanza (paragraph) is unwieldy, and the metaphor a bit cute, but I think it works okay, and the interior images (if that makes any fucking sense) are really good.
on standing outside the door by nentwined
21 Apr 2005, 7:11 PM
kinda funny. last line doesn't work on me.
on some deleted poem
21 Apr 2005, 7:17 PM
why the word "yet" in line 2?
laying, should be lying.
"finding me" should be saved for later. or the title.
laying, should be lying.
"finding me" should be saved for later. or the title.
on A love apple's just a tomato (edit of "Uprooting") by fevriere
21 Apr 2005, 7:29 PM
i thought love was just sausages.
on All You Need Is Gloves by -=DIABETES=-
25 Apr 2005, 6:35 AM
can i have gloves custom fitted to accomodate my massive pinky ring?
I think the scale should have halfs. I really want to vote this a 1.5, but i can't :.(..
I think the scale should have halfs. I really want to vote this a 1.5, but i can't :.(..
on Lover by Dental Panic
9 Jul 2005, 8:18 PM
I think this is excellent
on Happy Charlene by Dovina
11 Jul 2005, 5:52 PM
After reading the first line, I though 'ugh'. Not a good start, almost made me run.
I am glad I didn't because the rest is clever and serrated. I wanna be sedated.
I am glad I didn't because the rest is clever and serrated. I wanna be sedated.
on Al-Qaida Blues by Bluemonkey
11 Jul 2005, 5:57 PM
I decided to become the anti-cockphage, and vote 10 on every single poeme on the site.
But then I thought, no. I can't be arsed.
But then I thought, no. I can't be arsed.
on Try Thinking Too by Bankrupt_Word_Clerk
14 Jul 2005, 7:43 AM
bullshit
on some deleted poem
11 Jul 2005, 6:04 PM
COCK!
on some deleted poem
11 Jul 2005, 6:05 PM
really, remove the exclamation point at the end, and replace it with 'like a cock' and you got yerself a top 10 poemranker hit.
on some deleted poem
7 Jan 2006, 7:34 AM
I see you finally got the places you sought on the worst list. It seems your zero spree has paid off well, cockphage.