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72 virgins (but the bitches ain't fun)
Yeah heâs havin' girl problems, I feel bad for Hassan.
He got 72 virgins but the bitches ainât fun.
[Verse One]
He was in Iraq patrolinâ it now his backâs got holes in it.
Foes, they wanna make sure his casket's pointinâ west.
Rabbi critics, they say he's justa "Sunni Cash Ho".
He formed a Jihad, stupid, got whacked by some Joes,
then they blew up his truck in the middle of the road.
Thinks heâll be celebrating with heavenly hoes.
He don't know what they foâ, bitches ainât got twats or even assholes
and they don't lick dick âcause they got shallow throat.
Gotta beat his meat now and forever moâ.
They don't show there tits, they just don't give a Shiite, YO.
That man just canât get himself none of that ass
So now all he can do is stare at that black ass.
Canât understand the intelligence that Allah has
Got all these damn bitches but he canât fuck none
He got 72 virgins but the bitches ainât fun
Hit me
[Chorus]
72 virgins but the bitches ainât fun.
Yeah heâs havin' girl problems I feel bad for Hassan
He got 72 virgins but the bitches ainât fun
Hit me
-for Ranger upon request-
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"99 Problems"
If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[Verse One]
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if i don't play they show
They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to ritches nigga i ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus]
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me -Jay Z
I'm inspired and disappointed all at once lol.
Not exactly Shakespeare. Plus I kinda rushed it. Maybe we should do more parodies around here, ya'know lighten the place up a little.
I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't get how you get Jim Carrey out of it either. Think it's more like Weird Al Yankovic doing Amish Paradise.
10 because I fuckin' loved that line. I was actually planning to try a parody on that following your conversation w/ Ranger, but you beat me to it and did it great! ^_^
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jayz/99pr
but damn! that bitch, she a virgin for good
Whatever he do, can't stick it in, no hole, just skin,
Gonna beat his meat forever cuz he just can't win.
Nigga never knew all he'd do was masturbate
Once he blew himself sky-high through the Pearly Gates
But yours is better :-) true to da beat.
This made me laugh so hard, the best early birthday present I've ever had! Actually, I haven't found a song this funny since Al Yankovic parodied "Lola" (the master of parodies working from Ray Davies, the master of satire; a winning combination if ever there was one). While you folks are around there's no way I'm going to be able to keep away for long.
'Rabbi critics, they say he's justa "Sunni Cash Ho".
He formed a Jihad, stupid, got whacked by some Joes'.
That will remain with me forever :-D
maybe i'm describing purgatory?
tough material to work with, but pretty clever and funny. i'm really torn between an -8- and -9-, but since you had the guts to post this, i will round up.
;)
Thank God Bush's bitch Blair sent enough redcoat butlers over there to wash the towelhead blood stains of those yankee uniforms of ours.
laugh at the bonehead who ordered them over there and refuses to bring them back no matter how badly his plan fails, but do not laugh at the guys who get killed on all sides of this debacle.
the whole thing makes me so pissed off and you just drew attention to yourself (as you so intended). this attention you crave has now put you in the crosshairs of my fury so bear up, bitch.
if you want to laugh at the US, go ahead. just remember that you'd probably be speaking german right now if we had not helped you lot out. guess maybe you're just sour because the USA is a reminder of another colony lost? yank this, you bloody pissant wanker.
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