sweet you rule sliver keep it up fuck these hating ass tricksteronies.

Is it because my nuts aren't sexy anymore? http://poetry.rotten.com/stillfried/

Your rhyme detracts from the message of the poem. There doesn't seem to be a clear introduction, it seems you started midstride, so it kind of throws the reader off a bit. As well, aside from the rhyme, it doesn't draw me in at all. It just seems you sacrificed the content entirely for the sake of rhyme.

Can Jesus fix this? http://poetry.rotten.com/nobody-saw-him/ Because, I have a book that'll do this to your next camping trip! BLACKMAGIC in your scrotum. So keep talkin shit.

Can I eat your pussy? http://poetry.rotten.com/blonde/0003/

Shit, you couldn't think of a good poem neither.

I often rape the elderly.

http://poetry.rotten.com/john-fu/ Thinking of you John.

http://poetry.rotten.com/mother-of-all-sandcastles/ Sometimes I enjoy long walks and sculpting. I'm an artist.

http://poetry.rotten.com/five-foot-long/ Evacuate this you dirty lame bastard.

A nice try! http://poetry.rotten.com/cannibalisme/ but no.

Have you tried the Peter funnel for men club? It works! Not only am I a member? I invented the fucking thing. http://www.boners.com/grub/791295.html

hey kids guess which one's dark angel? http://www.boners.com/grub/791259.html None of them. The turn van didn't have a hydrolic hoist with matching jelly bowls. Hey did however make those monkey ears for his lover fuke u weeny which we see here wearing them. http://www.boners.com/grub/791259.html

And ive written this purely because i got nothing better to do, and im always doing this kind of charity "help the retarded" thing.. who knows, maybe one day it might actually help someone.. pfft.

That's no bull. http://www.boners.com/grub/791241.html

Here kitty kitty http://www.boners.com/grub/791262.html

I throw a red rose at your feet...soft as a breeze

uh.. ok, you lost me in the middle here, and its never good when the reader is led to mumble: "what the fuck is he rambling about now?" this hasnt cooked enough. go back to the oven and do it right. no vote.

You're always banging on about parodies as if they're the most important things in the world and that you are some sort of parody-master. You're not a parody-master. You're a parody-witney. Clearly the novelty is taking a lot longer to wear off on you than it did on your forebears. Incidentally - and this may shock you - it wasn't horus8 who wrote the first poemeranker parody. It wasn't horus8 who came up with the idea of rewriting someone's beautiful work of art, replacing every second word with the word "nappy" (or similar). And it wasn't horus8 who came up with the idea of exaggerating the most pompous lines to the point of fotherington-overload. Guess who started the parody craze, my lad? (1 mark) SupremeDreamer's Brain (parody) by -=Dark_Angel=- Yes, parodies are so important! People shouldn't get angry because of my parodies - they should read them and learn from their mastakes. Horus8 has taught me so much about writing parodies, and now I like to think I know quite a bit about them! I'm not here just to piss people off - sure I might do that, but you can really learn a hell of a lot from my intelligent tomfoolery. Heck I'm a cool guy, I hang out, I take drugs and shit, and I'm creative with a great sense of humour. Why not just think of my parodies as an intelligent and witty form of constructive criticism; a mere reflection of your own piece of work. But not a straightforward reflection, I might add. I like to think of myself as a mirror that can reflect poetry fragments whilst simultaneously using my humour and creativity skills to highlight their poetic weaknesses. That's all I'm trying to do, and if that pisses you off then you're a fucking idiot. Have a nice day.