Poemranker [most recent comments (46841-46860)]

Yardbird on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22 Nov 2002, 5:34 AM

Fairly good, if overblown and contrived in places. 5.

Caducus on Missing You by psychedelic 22 Nov 2002, 5:35 AM

This is beautiful, and the last line is perfection.

Yardbird on Gilded Stumps of Olde (AN STORY THAT IS NOT AN POEME) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22 Nov 2002, 5:36 AM

Fair to middling, with typos galore. 4, and see this as generosity, seeing as this beats your usual prattle.

Caducus on Held by <~> 22 Nov 2002, 5:50 AM

you make the complex seem clear, and pick the scabs of human suffering like undressing a rose, I learned a lot from this, our styles are similar, yet your more diverse, you have a lot to offer this site.

Caducus on Held by <~> 22 Nov 2002, 5:52 AM

whoever rated this a zero really has no fucking taste whoever did it read zzinnia's 'Before Coffee' then take the Greyhound Bus going to Planet Fuckoff

cleverdevice on Sod this! This poem can't rhyme for toffee... by Yardbird 22 Nov 2002, 5:54 AM

Hahahahaha, I know the problem, Dr. Spankenwissenschaften!

Caducus on Damn you, Mary Poppins... by Yardbird 22 Nov 2002, 5:58 AM

even though the sound of it may seem quite atrocious

Yardbird on some deleted poem 22 Nov 2002, 5:58 AM

Well said! We need to stick up for the very-little-brained bearlike one in his time of crisis (that bastard piglet - he squealed to the tabloids - squealed, pig, geddit?!)! Bravo on your commendable social conscience!!!!!!!!

Caducus on Damn you, Mary Poppins... by Yardbird 22 Nov 2002, 6:01 AM

How many dicks do you think shes rehearsed with? I reckon she drinks from the furry cup

razorgrin on Damn you, Mary Poppins... by Yardbird 22 Nov 2002, 6:12 AM

nice.

Caducus on Slow Dance by jdsnyd 22 Nov 2002, 6:13 AM

this is a seminal piece of work, some wonderfully constructed stanzas and it lifed off right from the start. I want more info on this story i'm at work and cant concentrate please give me the story of this if you can? (i only have chance to read/submit poems at work as i have no computer at home

razorgrin on some deleted poem 22 Nov 2002, 6:13 AM

you know he liked it. the tentacle-beast did too.

razorgrin on American Poem by ASTRO-GLIDE 22 Nov 2002, 6:17 AM

holy crap. this made my bowels hurt. unpleasantly.

Caducus on Parking Lot by uncannydanny 22 Nov 2002, 6:17 AM

its a good yarn but seperate the lines more, this needs to flow clearer, its a stuttered read, otherwise I enjoyed it.

razorgrin on The Autopsy (as shown on Channel Four) by Nicholas Jones 22 Nov 2002, 6:19 AM

I wanted to see it.

Caducus on some deleted poem 22 Nov 2002, 6:23 AM

I read this on the underground and a man in bifocals asked if it was mine, i said yes, then he asked me what it was about so i told the pontificating asswipe in the pin stripe suit to fix his flies, I've arrived at Kings Cross : so there you go you travelled on the tube, and some nosey Banker with flaky skin liked your poem: i'm only giving you an 8 for making me smell his bad breath !

Caducus on Just Die Already... by loneshadow29 22 Nov 2002, 5:19 AM

Reminded me of Jason Vorhees, I appreciate violence after caffeine.

Caducus on some deleted poem 22 Nov 2002, 5:45 AM

Very lascivious, this could have been romantic until the last 2 lines but it cracked me up, A cool read indeed.

cleverdevice on Damn you, Mary Poppins... by Yardbird 22 Nov 2002, 5:44 AM

This works well, methinks.

Caducus on some deleted poem 22 Nov 2002, 5:56 AM

Is this about the film Birdy?