I'm NOT a samurai? Damn! And here I thought this was autobiographical...

Thank you for your help dear birthmark. Do feel free to pop by and rank on my stuff whenever you feel the need. Give me as many big O's as you like, i like the feeling they give me, its kinda funny.

great poem

Excuse me for intervening in here, but shut the fuck up, you driveling idiot and get off the sexually repressed soapbox. Bitch and moan all you want about Shin and razors utterly exposed sex life if you post something you fuck. If not, shut the hell up, because frankly you sound like some type of fool that has issues with your sexuality. Thus, you decided to come on this site with your once were warrior's hogwash and berate people who are actually trying to better themselves as poets. Granted there is a good deal of amateurish writing on this site, but there are also quite a few poets here with a good deal of talent. And you are obviously too narrow minded to see that. And for you to continue with this nonsensical drool regarding two people obviously fond of each with such vile and crude statements just leave. Because we have enough little dicked wonders (sorry Gods wife) on this site as it is. But at least they post and take the heat. You my friend simply hide behind your high school mannerisms without proving yourself. You weak-minded waste. So do not go fuck the world, just go fuck yourself.

Wow, it sure is nice to see my sex-life getting so much attention. Yessiree. I'd just like to point out that I COULD delete some of the above messages, but I think it's important for people to see just how stupid and misguided someone can be and still recognize the keys on the keyboard and use then to digitize thier thoughts. I'd also like to restate my bewonderment of our flagrantly hideous misuse of the marvel of international communication. But then... I was using it to post Tolkien Haikus... so... Urrmmm... well, at least I was just trying to make people smile. I mean, why be cruel on the internet? Makes even less sense than being cruel in real life. I mean, what could a person possibly get out of such behavior? There's a question for ya'.

i wont follow form, i will not be leet. i will not worship at jesu's feet. You can't make me even if i have to endure the full wrath of the inquesitions rod, no matter how firm, i shall not bend for that firey brand for i am no Edward. I shall not confess my sins before Dirk or any other agent of our gaylord.

you guys are so cool. lol. enjoy the poetry. :) if you can call this rubbish i write poetry.

your poetry isn't rubbish, its wonderful. I love your poem they make me smile, and sometime they make me sad. Keep writting them. Lots of love Doylum.

You are so sweet to say so Doylum. I am glad you enjoy my "poetry" I wish there wasn't a limit on the amount of poems I could write per week. When I get worked up over something I just wanna log on and write. But i can't as often as I want. but that's what all these poems are. Your comment made my day. Thanks. ~Jade

This poem made me hot. thats all i gotta say. lol. Love ~Jade

wow! this is really interesting now, an irish dike in the skin of a mick who doesn't even live across the atlantic on an island cuz he lives on a potatoe in idaho, bonding with a 57 year old nympho maniac who's never even had sex yet cuz she's really a gay man who's afraid of germs...you fucks need therapy and a good tongue pulling....prepare..20 hail marys and a pint of cum to ye each......fucking make me sick your fucking masks are all crooked for crying out loud....here let me fix'em------------die slowaslowsodomizedcudtblastingfeverthickdeathyescavengersofpilferings<capitulateatonce> 10/20/1/9/6/4yeah<novices.>m

SubSubSubZero mr.downey jr. you fail, you are the clean-cut. The hind wing of a mut cricket. a blunder boob bleefing crab grass.armywormarmyworm shovel stealer.premenstraul VTOL. indian whiskey arrow lit Conestoga wagon. Burn Cad! fucking. you sir are none other than a county clerk wasting my FUCKING time and since your supposedly not ameri'canned you wont get the sting of it either. recrudescence!

All right...An armistice..for now. a bit more redeeming. cunt

Actually at a second glance this is fucking way avant-garde. what scullion ye are louse riddled irish kike with a vasoconstrictor for a bike 10/10! hurray for spuds five lehgged cow fiddler 'pon milk crates' running through the lillies of the cubicle. punch in plebian.w

Look, bitch, I don't post poems because I have never written any good ones, but unlike a lot of people, I'm aware of the fact. I like poetry too much to put up the little pieces of shit I wrote once because I don't want people to think that's what I think of poetry, I came on here because a friend mentioned it to me knowing that I like poetry and I thought it would be interesting to see what was being written these days, i was really dissapointed cause it's all real bad. You seem to think you're really intelligent and maybe you are, but being intellingent doesn't mean you have talent, maybe if you didn't write your poetry while fucking this guy you could read your handwriting and it might turn out better, there's nothing on this site but a pack of whiny teeny-boppers and goths, when you do something other than have your boyfriend's cock up your mouth you're probably just some goth mallrat, none of the poems here is even worth commenting on i haven't even voted on them because there's no point. Heh you're from canada i've read some canadian poets who are pretty good but you're not one of them, leonard cohen is cool and margaret atwood's not bad, and that Nolden guy is really good, i remember I read this book of modern canadian poetry not long ago, there was some guy in it called joe blade or something, he was pretty bad, but even he was better than you or any of the other stuff on here

yeah! bitch! "up your mouth"!???

This sounds angry and that is the only thing I like. But it is without merit.

that's right. love the jibber jabber 9/10!

that's right. love the jibber jabber 9/10!

Damn smart. finally 8/10!@