Fart Angel you're a dick and a pussy.

Okay, you guys are starting to babble again, and it's much less interesting this time. I'm gonna have to put my foot down and re-instate the "Aragorn Only" subject matter clause. And don't think I won't...

hmm. same ips as balthazar, zzinnia66, malvolio... don't see any correlation with da's ips, though. ?

Someone on this site must think that imitative mockery is a difficult or interesting form of taunting. It is not. This work is devoid of any of the wond'rous splendour that infuses my heav'nly odes. I will thank you, Sir, to cease your mediocre attempts at parody afore ye make a worse fool our of yourself than ye already are.

i have been feeling just a bit driven..i gotta go read d.a's new cataract....i heard its baconish, or should i say beakish (beakinism the study of mr. bacon...thanks z..i'll chat when i'm done reading...i need a littla d.a in the morning...or should i say late..late..morning.what? i'm a writer not a morning person.....drone.gone.hone.scone.trumpet death ray!!!.

i like a good wankathon every now and again.

this isn't haiku, but i like it anyhow.

again, not haiku. movie a little obscure and DePalma's a hack. How about "Ode to 'Snake Eyes'"?

this is worse than the real Dark Angel's "poetry." it stinks worse than the toilet mentioned within.

are you SURE this isn't the real dark angel? (me thinks it lacks a certain special something...to be HIS)

What's wrong with Hobbits? Geez... first people trashin' elves, now this... there's a lotta hate in the room.

Thank God. A gem surfaced in the random file, I was losing hope....excellent work...the image a person being "quitely mauled" will stay with me for some time. Excellent word choice, conjures up genuine feelings of disgust and disquiet.9.

Mega Bonus points for the B&T reference. "Dude! Our Girlfriends are most chaste!"

god'swife, i'm sure when you have a special degree in gender identity, every discussion about sex must seem like a confusion in your specialist area. But that's no reason to use absurd words like "dick" and "pussy".

I think I'm missing something with the middle line that ties the poem together. carter's stanley knife?

choppy scansion. though I appreciate that it's to a beer. :) [temporal paradises that last eternal] is especially awkward.

cute. stumbles in a few places, and couldn't follow the "thought" from one end to the other, but... cute.

well, i think this is a friggin harsh site, so im like the only person thats nice, or at least i havent met ne others, but i liked this poem, it was good, but there was an exessive use of commas that i think should be attended to

No!

more like a cybergeek wankathon, if you ask me...which you didn't.