CommentsComments 23561–23580 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Limbs by Dovina 10 Dec 2004, 4:14 PM
What a squalid and ignoble dunce cap, on a poetic career of steadily diminishing returns. -10-
A delightful fancy that seem calling for meter, even rhyme. I'd sacrifice rhyme though for a steady rhythm.
Dovina on Love by RION12 10 Dec 2004, 10:28 AM
Your usual Poemranker therapists are out today. Perhaps the above canines and this will help. By the time you understand love, it may no longer interest you.
Dovina replying on Limbs by Dovina 10 Dec 2004, 10:05 AM
I hadn’t thought of the lightning striking the oak, it adds another direction this thing could go. Shocked moss!
Dan garcia-Black on Limbs by Dovina 10 Dec 2004, 8:50 AM
Are you the lightning, the oak or the result of the meeting of the two? I like being the moss on the North side never seeing the sun. The lightning was bright. It was fun to watch.
Dan garcia-Black on Love by RION12 10 Dec 2004, 8:36 AM
Love is a dog from hell- Charles Bukowski. Love is a live dog in a Korean kitchen (non-existent)-Dan garcia-Black
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Dovina on Poet, Earth mover by INTRANSIT 9 Dec 2004, 4:56 PM
Quite good.
Bobjim on Matthew's Bastard by Caducus 9 Dec 2004, 3:33 PM
1The name was interesting, but it was too long to read properly.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on The Rockets’ Song by Dovina 9 Dec 2004, 12:35 PM
You are a big posh sod, with plums in your mouth.
Dovina replying on The Rockets’ Song by Dovina 9 Dec 2004, 12:22 PM
You will likely be shocked, but not dismayed upon learning, which I urge you to do, that a plum only carries the meaning -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. imputed when stripped of its ordinary, dictionary definition.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Recognition by nentwined 9 Dec 2004, 7:10 AM
How delightfully topical!
What the fuck have you got as grounds for misuse? this is a rating website, so you're a colossal twat, get over yourself cocknose. I can see it now fuzzylogic(plaintiff) versus the world - reason for the case, people called me names on a website, Christ's wet nappy you're a snivelling lump of stale shoe butter.
Stephen Robins replying on Recognition by nentwined 9 Dec 2004, 6:52 AM
Watching it plummet in value?
zodiac on Recognition by nentwined 9 Dec 2004, 6:05 AM
I'm compiling a list of things nentwined was probably doing with -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.'s $1 instead of server maintenance during the week poemranker was down. Freely contribute.
Excellent use of colons.
zodiac replying on The Rockets’ Song by Dovina 9 Dec 2004, 5:54 AM
You dumb. "Americanism" just means "a phrase or term originated in America." The idea that you use "ordinary words with their ordinary definitions" to point out anything is preposterous. That's exactly what -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. does and you don't. That's how he knew that "shocked" and "dismay" are, respectively, adjective and noun forms of the same fucking thing, and "urging" doesn't mean what you think it does, and you didn't.
zodiac replying on The Rockets’ Song by Dovina 9 Dec 2004, 5:50 AM
Plum. You have no idea what any of the words you use actually mean. In Arabic, the expression "she thought" sounds like "fuck-rat"; the expression "he thought" sounds like "fuck-'er".
A little confusing point-of view-wise but I am into it big time anyways?
I like this enough to spend a little time with nitpicking... A few comments: (as I read it out loud): Line 10: omit "the scent of" - better w/out it Line 11: Just "cast", not "casted" Paragraph break after line 14 ..."balcony." Line 15: "Gazed in awe" is kind of cliche-y. Line 18: He already gave you his hand a few lines back. Line 27: "thought" instead of "though", ok... Sorry to analyze too much ..guess I kind of like the fantastical aspect of this poem. Like I like the movie "Willow". Or "The Neverending Story." But not the "Neverending Story Part II." That may have sucked worse than "Grease 2" with Michelle Pfeiffer.