titan69
on ROAD BLOB!!! by MR Blobby
28 Sep 2004, 1:04 PM
I see you are back you big fat prat.
I can't tell if you're trying to be dramatic or doing a send-up. If I could find the strength, I would tell you about the time, not that long ago, that a lonely poet finally had enough and laughed until he cried, blew his nose, and continued on his way.
interesting. who or what is mystery lady.
If I made a mistake it was with the original posting. 'The best poets are the best critics' should have read 'the best poets must also be fine critics'. Sets are now irrelevant because it is entirely possible that there are simultaneously (good critics that can not write poetry) and (no good poets that are not good critics).
Kenneth Tynan said a critic (what he meant was a critic that was not a good poet) was someone who new the map but could not drive the car. My argument is simple. A poet that does not know what makes could poetry can not possibly 'arrive' at good poetry. As an educated young man one would have thought you would be the first to agree. I am presuming you have no problem with the bit about stupid people don't matter.
The PS question, well it did have effectively two negatives (anything other than) and (is bowl's).
"to prove good poets make good critics requires one to name good poets and not good critics" is obviously not the case. The set of {best poets who also happen to be best critics} should be exactly the same as the set of {best critics who also happen to be best poets}. That it's not is set to be the enduring smudge on the underclothes of your repute here. Give it up.
I asked if you knew one good critic because I think you're talking entirely out of your ass, not because I care whether your argument is true or not (I know it's not.)
PS-My last PS is two sentences. Do you find "Obviously 'statement X' is bow'ls" to be inordinately complicated?
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Coolio
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Shhh I'm coming home.
Two in the bud;
One in the mud.
Two in the gash;
One in the trash.
Two in the shooter
One in the pooter
Two in the fruity
One in the booty
Two in the snatch
One in the hatch
Two in the thrill
One in the grill
Two in the parter
One in the farter
Two in the tunnel
One in the chunnel
Two in the sponge
One in the grunge
Two in the fish
One in the dish
Two in the naughty
One in the potty
Two if she swallows
One if she don't
Two in the bush
One in the tush
Two and a tongue
One just for fun
Two in the lap
One in the trap
Pull a movie reversal on her. Walk up, slap her across the face,(don't knock her teeth out or anything) then kiss her.
Make sure she doesn't have a boyfriend first.
Good to see you again, Mr P. Darfur/Pollack. Primo.
Just the info line. The rest of it is wonderful.
my bad.
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Helicopter.