-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on love comes but once by francis nor capule
21 May 2004, 3:53 PM
http://www.pix8.net/files/box1.gif
I always thought the slang term "box" was only used to describe female genitals. It does in the U.S., anyway.
I'll have you know I played county cricket for Buckinghamshire. And I daresay I've seen things happen on the cricket pitch that would make you weep tears of horror. Like the time my hopelessly earnest younger brother galloped in to bat with only a pair of boxers beneath his whites to hold his box in position. The armour lasted about two overs, then on the third the holy shield slid down his trouser leg and fell onto his shoe. What courage it took to face out the rest of the over, boxless and trembling, praying with all his might that the other boys hadn't noticed.
Stephen Robins
replying on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins
21 May 2004, 3:28 PM
Splendid! Did Lord Jesu' really sound like Stephen Hawkings on poppers?
LOLTTM!! TFF!!
Don't listen to that dithering dolt -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.he went to the very worst sort of school where cricket and rugby were surplanted by assoication football and hockey.
As a consequence -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. will never gain admittance to the higher echelons of London Society and the very best Gentlemen's clubs. Instead he will have to resign himself to the musty old farts in the National Liberal Club whom he can entertain with tales from his day working as an I.T. contractor for a large multi national corporation.
I will toast his good health from Whites whilst enjoying a game of whist and a fine port and discussing with my fellow members the rental yield of our estates.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins
21 May 2004, 3:17 PM
Stephen Robins
replying on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins
21 May 2004, 3:06 PM
I don't understand your comment.
Is this a question to -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. asking him whether he gets old being a bargin basement? If so I think you ought to at least acknowledge the fact he has changed his name.
Anyways, this is all rhetoric, what is a hard fact is that you are poor young scrotum who sadly lacks balls.
-5-
Stephen Robins
replying on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins
21 May 2004, 2:59 PM
Even by your flaccid standards, that comment failed to make it past a semi-on.
All your opinions are wrong, you colossal dunce. Thanks, -10-
Does it ever get old being a bargain-basement
-=Dark_Angel=-?
Another diaper-full of the best you can do.
And you spelled "color" wrong, again.
not too bad.
Hard for my limited mind to follow. But I think I like what it says about a child's soul.(Personal interpretation)
Yes, between sexy and simple there lies a fine line. Yet this peice may not cut the mustard. C for effort.
I side with zodiac. Although I'm not known for understandable poetry, this is beyond even me.
You don't want to understand it. Cricket is the sporting equivalent of straining too hard in an impromptu trumping competition with the lads, and then sitting still for a three-day-long chemistry exam with your mistake clinging to your inner thigh.