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?-Dave_Mysterious-? replying on The Gone-Too-Far Kitchen by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 28 Oct 2003, 8:11 AM

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fair12 on Teaching Beetles To Swim by Bobjim 28 Oct 2003, 8:04 AM

I think this title is great...

richa on comment-ary by nentwined 28 Oct 2003, 7:23 AM

could be about poemranker

richa replying on Experimental Robot Questionaire by horus8 28 Oct 2003, 7:22 AM

Exactly what I thought about, the turing tests. The computer being examined as human having been created by disney. Oh I so love their cute humour

richa on The Right to Life by Retaliate 28 Oct 2003, 7:15 AM

Good, like the flow of the haikus. They are haiku in spirit as well as syllable. The argument in the last three verses loses discipline though. None of those would stand up as a single haiku.

richa on leaving by windlessbreez 28 Oct 2003, 7:10 AM

this is too generic, perhaps if you wrote something more creative a title would jump out at you (and the reader). The style is pretty good/ readable in both your poems I think.

Y2KSlamPoet on FatHairyWomen - Hey! Look! I'M INCREDIBLY DIM-WITTED! by y2kSlamPoetX 28 Oct 2003, 6:25 AM

Hey man, like, fuck you an' shit for laughin' at me!!?!?! PEOPLE - DO NOT BE CONFUSED!!! The user "y2kSlamPoet" should not be confused with me -I am the real Y2KSlamPoet, also known as SupremeDreamer. I think that the so-called "y2kSlamPoet" is some no-good two-bit loser from the trailer park!!?!?! He is defanataley rubbish compared with me! I AM BRILLIANT!! I AM MORE TALENTED THAN JEREMI HANDRINOS! I AM THE BEST POET ON THIS DAMN WEBSITE! YOU FUCKERS!!!

Wobble McFly replying on EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE! by Y2kSlamPoet 28 Oct 2003, 5:37 AM

I reiterate my five crucial points. 1. SupremeDreamer is a tremendous dunce. 2. His assessment of his own importance is hopelessly inaccurate. 3. His assessment of his own ability is hopelessly inaccurate. 4. The thoughts produced by his brain are not worthy of serious consideration. 5. He is incapable of following the most basic rules of spelling and punctuation.

razorgrin replying on Rape by titan69 28 Oct 2003, 5:08 AM

Well, the toothlessness should be put to its best use.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE! by Y2kSlamPoet 28 Oct 2003, 3:56 AM

You're always banging on about parodies as if they're the most important things in the world and that you are some sort of parody-master. You're not a parody-master. You're a parody-witney. Clearly the novelty is taking a lot longer to wear off on you than it did on your forebears. Incidentally - and this may shock you - it wasn't horus8 who wrote the first poemeranker parody. It wasn't horus8 who came up with the idea of rewriting someone's beautiful work of art, replacing every second word with the word "nappy" (or similar). And it wasn't horus8 who came up with the idea of exaggerating the most pompous lines to the point of fotherington-overload. Guess who started the parody craze, my lad? (1 mark) SupremeDreamer's Brain (parody) by -=Dark_Angel=- Yes, parodies are so important! People shouldn't get angry because of my parodies - they should read them and learn from their mastakes. Horus8 has taught me so much about writing parodies, and now I like to think I know quite a bit about them! I'm not here just to piss people off - sure I might do that, but you can really learn a hell of a lot from my intelligent tomfoolery. Heck I'm a cool guy, I hang out, I take drugs and shit, and I'm creative with a great sense of humour. Why not just think of my parodies as an intelligent and witty form of constructive criticism; a mere reflection of your own piece of work. But not a straightforward reflection, I might add. I like to think of myself as a mirror that can reflect poetry fragments whilst simultaneously using my humour and creativity skills to highlight their poetic weaknesses. That's all I'm trying to do, and if that pisses you off then you're a fucking idiot. Have a nice day.

ecargo replying on The Right to Life by Retaliate 27 Oct 2003, 9:59 PM

Well, thanks, but I didn't coin it. I just appropriated it.

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<{Baba^Yaga}> on EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE! by Y2kSlamPoet 27 Oct 2003, 8:22 PM

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Y2kSlamPoet on EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE! by Y2kSlamPoet 27 Oct 2003, 8:17 PM

And ive written this purely because i got nothing better to do, and im always doing this kind of charity "help the retarded" thing.. who knows, maybe one day it might actually help someone.. pfft.

Bachus on Voyage of the Browne by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 27 Oct 2003, 7:55 PM

http://poetry.rotten.com/five-foot-long/ Evacuate this you dirty lame bastard.

Bachus on -untitled- by althea7 27 Oct 2003, 7:52 PM

http://poetry.rotten.com/mother-of-all-sandcastles/ Sometimes I enjoy long walks and sculpting. I'm an artist.

Bachus on no no no bad move by earthwaterair 27 Oct 2003, 7:47 PM

http://poetry.rotten.com/john-fu/ Thinking of you John.

Bachus on Rape by titan69 27 Oct 2003, 7:44 PM

I often rape the elderly.

Bachus on goodbye? by windlessbreez 27 Oct 2003, 7:42 PM

Shit, you couldn't think of a good poem neither.

http://mulberryfairy replying on Homecoming by http://mulberryfairy 27 Oct 2003, 7:23 PM

Which words, in your perception, reek of this literary arrogance? I just wonder because I see my poems as very accessible to readers of various backgrounds- my own working vocabulary is simple and my prose-y style, I think, doesn't leave the reader feeling lost enough to feel the need to search for some cryptic message. Even if there is a metaphorical level that is not obvious, it seems like this poem can stand alone as a travel story without full understanding of any literary intentions I had in writing it.